roxy: (bestbro)

Happy Birthday, [ profile] lukinha_jesus and even though it's been more than an age, [ profile] lexii314 and [ profile] suzvoy! Ah, the good old days!

Guys, hope you had a great birthday and [ profile] lukinha_jesus, I have got to drop in on you! :)
roxy: (poproxy2)

DAY 2: I like dairy products, dislike being lactose intolerant

I like well-written fanfic, but dislike tags full of fake modesty.

I like well-behaved swimming pools, I heartily dislike the ocean.

I like wearing comfy clothes and, okay, flannel shirts. I dislike having to dress up fancy an' all. It's hard to dress this short, fat, little figure.

I like flowers and planning gardens, but dislike the work involved. All that sweatin' and dirt and stuff...

I like sex, but dislike folks' attitudes that being over 50 should make you a monk. Losers.

I like fandom, but very much dislike the wars and flaming ships. Why? It's a big fuckin' damn internet, fercrisakes.

I like fried pickles and fried chicken, but not a big fan of other fried things. I have this irrational *hatred* of the smell of frying things.

I like coffee, though like is a very weak word to describe my feelings. I dislike Coke.

I like the fact that for eight years, we had classy, intelligent, open leadership. I dislike the fact that now our leadership seems to be bigoted assclowns dancing a puppet about.

After I post this, I'll probably think of better likes/dislikes, but I will be too lazy to edit.


Mar. 14th, 2017 07:27 pm
roxy: (trex darn)
I don't think pinterest understands what I mean by "semi-incestuous demon hunting brothers." Castiel really has nothing to do with it. And especially pix of Cas and Dean frolicking. But that is the way the ball bounces outside of my own little neck of the woods, I guess. As for me, I'll be over here in the corner, quietly knitting some home-made wincest.
roxy: (poproxy2)
Okay, I'm doing another 30-day meme which will probably go by the wayside about three days in--but Imma give it a shot, what the hell. Nothing else is happening here, right?


Day 1. write some basic things about yourself: I'm a short, fat, Black woman--in fact, that's what my bio says.

I'm 62, my hair is white with a sprinkling of my original black. I kind of miss that black, but not as much as I miss my waist.

I'm in love with this guy I met 37 years ago.

I've always been an uncomfortable combination of very, very, very shy, and slightly mean and outspoken.

I like people, but not too many and not too close.

I love art, and I'm not too shabby with a pen.

I'm a J2 fanatic. ;D
roxy: (WTF)
Today was crazy-ass crazy day at the old Red Bulls-eye Satan fitting room. I had a complaint lodged against me, for no reason that I can see. I had so many people look at me like I'd arbitrarily decided to make their day more difficult. Children took time today to practice being little bitches on a safe adult, adults practiced being assholes on someone they mistakenly think is required to take their bullshit. Okay, so I can't lean close and say, "You are a fucking pain in my ass and I'm thinking a bigot." No, I have to let my eyes say that. A half-smile and a slight roll of the eyeballs says plenty. Or coming to a complete stop, smiling wide and saying,"Suuuuure." to their stupid little requests.

I'm astounded all over again at how many people have claustrophobia. Here's a tip, asshole--if you tell me in a conversational tone of voice that you are suffering from this problem, if you try to, y'know, not *shout* it at me, or stamp your little feet, or give me a look full of challenge, I will show you to a large fitting room without question. If you ae obviously struggling--broken bones, back pain, pregnant, you are automatically getting the big room. But here's what you can't have, no matter how much you glare at me in hatred--you cannot go into the wheelchair accessible room because your ass doesn't need it.

th__000godzilla by gifmaster500

I said NO

WTFuck? Why do people want that damn room? What the hell? The door opens outwards, that's *it*. That's the only difference between the family fitting rooms and the wheelchair accessible ones--that and maybe a foot more of space. *smh*

I'm leaving them in June. I intend to dedicate the rest of my life to painting tiny watercolors of kittens and flowers. Maybe I'll join one of those senior art classes, make little ceramic penis vases, maybe little ring dishes shaped like vaginas. I'm looking forward to it.
roxy: (happy birthday)
Happy birthday, [ profile] impala_chick! Hope that it's heck of a good day! :D

bd greetings
roxy: (happy bdcupckae by)
To [ profile] kyanoswolf! On the off chance that you see this--HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :D :D :D

birthday 1
roxy: (happy bdcupckae by)
jensen 2016 asylum

Thirty-nine looks damn good on this one. ♥
roxy: (whit lex clark BnW)

[ profile] twinsarein! Darling one, hope you got treated like a queen! Love and hugs and happy birthday wishes! ♥

(my icon is having a party in your honor)
roxy: (WTF)
Oh myyyyyyyyyyy gaaaaaaaaawd, you guys!!! Holy shit! Oh my god! This EP!!! I love this ep! Thank you, Davy Perez! You made me very happy....

tumblr_lxzztpAY2y1qeb1clo1_500 tom whip shit off

That's right, damn it--coming-out-my-clothes happy. Hide your eyes, youngsters, it's about to get crazy in here.
roxy: (happy bdcupckae by)

Happy birthday to these wonderful ladies! They might not visit like they used to, but we still think about them and wish them a wonderful day!

Birthday wishes to: [ profile] emrinalexander, [ profile] munibunny, and [ profile] dragynville! Hope ya'll had a great day!! ♥
roxy: (heart on fire)
Happy Birthday to my beloved [ profile] rednihilist, a wonderful person, one of my dearest friends on LJ. You are amazing, incredible, brave, and a hell of a talented woman. I love you! ♥

jd red balloons

roxy: (winter scene2)

"Mo money, mo problems." More proof kid Dean listened to rap on the sly
roxy: (poproxy2)
Show has been very interesting these last few eps. I watched the recent one with BG and she was impressed. She even watered up when Dean had his horrible moment in the bathroom. She grudgingly admitted that Jensen acted the hell out of that, and nodded when he remembered Sam's name at the crisis point. "Of course," she said and she wasn't even being sarcastic. *beams*

So, remember when I was thrilled that BG joined me working at Red Bullseye Satan? Well, she is leaving me now. On to a career change, one we hope will be satisfying for her. It's a bit of a pay cut, but she's willing to take it to do something she thinks will be her future. I hope so. It's a wonderful thing to work in a job that provides you not only with a paycheck, but with satisfaction. How many of us can say that? So, what with my baby moving on, it's time, I think, to give serious thought to retiring. Can we afford it? Not really. But we never will, and I don't want to work until I'm too dead to care.

Thoughts anyone? Advice? Links to really juicy porn?

(me, thinking about retirement)
roxy: (dita11)
I liked it--I've liked the last few as well. Jensen got to have fun with his character tonight and I really enjoyed it. I couldn't help comparing it to some fanfic I've read on the same subject and you know, Show did a pretty good job with this very popular trope. They caught the laughs something like that can produce, but touched on the sadness, too. Show slid nicely from "Oh, Dean, you so silly!" to "Holy shit, stop making me cry!". They wrapped it up nicely too--thoughtful end lines. And then moved on the weirdest shit I've ever seen on SpN. Ya'll come back and tell me what you think of the very, very last shot. *koff* If your brain didn't go where mine went, than gosh darn it, I'm a pervert.
roxy: (happy bdcupckae by)
shutterstock image happy birthday

To the wonderful, talented [ profile] locknkey, and a happy birthday too, to the equally talented [ profile] serafina20, hope the day was fabulous, ladies! :)


Feb. 4th, 2017 05:55 pm
roxy: (angel bound)
Dear Diary,

Should I devote the next few hours of my life to rereading Freak Camp, or doing some work on my BB, or shoveling out the crud that has accumulated in my house? Pleasure, or pain?

I don't have tomorrow because I am once again roped into the Superbowl Extravaganza. Fuck, I hate football unless it's wrapped up in a fanfic featuring Jared and Jensen. How can people not get that I am so uninterested, that anymore disinterest on my part and I would be a dead roxy? My portly little cadaver parked in front of a too-big TV, clutching a plate of nachos in my stiffened expression wouldn't be any different in my death-by-boredom state than it normally is on superbowl day.

My house...I've given up on this joint. Love me, love the strings of dust that waft gently in the breeze you make by walking. I've almost managed to convince everyone that grime is healthy for you. No need to use all that anti-bac shit if your body is building up immunities by constantly fighting off the germs happily growing on every surface.

I wish I was kidding....

I am working on my BB, though. I've cleaned off the desk, laid on a few fresh note pads, rearranged my minis in a pleasing configuration, parked my tiny Impala catty-corner to my lamp, bought fresh coffee and cleaned out the one-shot coffee maker, one of those old-style Black & Deckers from the 90s, when K-cups were just a gleam in someone's over-caffeinated eye. It's just like me--still works, even if it's a little cranky and kinda hit-and- miss. I need some inspiration, though. I'll need to print out some pics of our boys. Possibly look up some porn for scenes I'll never actually write. That is my MO.

So, here's hoping I'll see ya'll tomorrow night, after the Day of Torture Superbowl. I don't even know who's in it. But I am having fun asking Mr. R, "Who's in the football match? How many goals do they have to dunk before they win the cup?" heheheh.

Nah, y'know what? I choose Freak Camp.

August 2017

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