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...and here we are at the end!
I set out to prove to myself and some nay-sayers that I could write shmoop, and for the most part, I did. Saaaaay...are those pigs I see flying overhead?

It was a lot of fun, and I had a lot of help, thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] mecurtin, without you, this would have sucked hard all over. Thusly, I dedicate this little story to you, with tons of thanks!

So now we know, that deep down, I’m a kind and loving person who very much enjoys a gently steaming cup of shmoop—and not at all the kind of perv that would write Clark floating outside of Lex and Lucas’ bedroom window and jerkin…

Oh! The Previous Parts would like you to know that they also are a kind and loving bunch and that they are not related so it’s all okay and in good clean fun…whoooo—hard to say that without laughing!

L&C The End )
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Heeey! Remember us? Lex and Clark in Europe? Yeah, it’s been a while—but our friends The Previous Parts are here to refresh your memories if need be!

For those of you who want to know what’s next, here is a fresh new bit of L&C Do Europe!

This bit is rated 4 for sexual content. There’s just going to be a whole lot of P in this Porn With a soupcon of Plot from now on—I hope you can handle it!
Anyhooz—here’s the next part

Part 22 )
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The Previous Parts are demanding their own trailer and driver and swearing up and down they have their own fan-club-silly Previouslys!

Here is the next part and we’re coming into the home stretch—whoo-hoo! Soon our little European tour will be over, and wasn’t it fun?
Yes, it was. *eyeballs you.*
Anyhoo, let us not linger over pleasantries, let’s get this show on the road (let’s not talk about how it traumatized me and made me…no really, let’s not talk about it…*SOB*--go on, talk amongst yourselves…)

L&C )
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This is the next part of L&C. It’s been a while, goodness. I hope you like it, it was great fun writing parts of it. *G*. I think you’ll know which parts. Please to be enjoying a fresh helping of L&C.
Previous Parts are here, walking their puppy on the leash, aww! Say, wait a minute-- that’s not a puppy….

L&C part 20 )
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Sorry, sorry, that wasn't nice.

Well, I had a great time writing this part. Mind you, I’m not certain about it, I just had fun. Thank goodness, because I’ve been picking at it for what feels like forever. And I thought I was going to breeze through this bit. Hah! Silly old bear!

Anyhoo, the Previous Parts are here, sucking down Barcadi and coke and singing about your eyes. Ack! Ew…sorry, not your eyes!

L&C part 19 )
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Dance with me! Okay, then, just read my story?
Here she is, the next part of L&C. *holds it up* Kiss it’s little cheek—c’mon, kiss it!!

*Sigh*

Previous Parts are all here, wearing your pop’s underwear on their heads. Yes. All of them. One pair of undies, yes…*shudder


L& C part 18 )
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This part is rated 4 for happy sex. Mind you, it didn’t make me happy—they were most uncooperative. Oh, they wanted to be there, they just wanted to get all freaky . I told them maybe next time.

Anyhoo, here be the next part of L&C, with my dear little boys.

Previous Parts are dancing in the moonlight—erf! My mistake, not dancing. Move along--nothing to see here.


Part 17 )
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Here *finally,* is the next part of L&C Do Europe.
I know I took way too long but boy, this was tough to write. I came smack up against the wall of WTF. But, I think at last I’m back on track. At least the boys are headed in the direction I wanted them to go. Kind of.

At any rate, here are the previous parts, trying to hook up with a group of Amazon chanters that strangely appeared one evening in the back yard. Run Amazon chanters, run!

Part 16 )
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Okay, here’s the next bit and if all goes well, the next bit after this will be up tonight. I’m getting all excited, oooh! I can’t wait! Finally! *jumps up and down* ah-hem.
The previous parts are here doing the Loco-motion…awwww, no they’re not….bleergh….

Part 15 )
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Whew! Okay, here it is, unchecked, *shudder* but I want to move along swiftly, strike while the iron is hot, you know? So this bit’s a little longer than the others, for those of you who’ve been waiting, heh—I hope this makes up for it. Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] mecurtin, without whom this story would be …aromatic. She didn’t get a chance to look this bit over so any huge glaring boo-boos are all mine. Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] thecaelum who helped me out of the ditch my brain fell into. Kiss you!

The Previous parts of L&C are here, awww-- playing with pick up sticks…oh my god, no, no--don’t look!

part 14 )

Thank you [livejournal.com profile] herohunter, beloved! *kiss*
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All previous parts are here, enjoying fava beans with a nice chianti.

Welcome to part 11 of this little trip. Now, I want you all to click your heels together three times and say, “there’s no stuff like porn, there’s no stuff like porn!” and maybe we’ll get some. ‘Cause not happening here tonight. *sigh* These boys are getting harder and harder to get together. So, in the interest of sex happiness, we’re going to cut our Italian journey short. It’s okay, it’ll be…improved. *nods*. Really.
Love you!

“All )

eta: not only can i not spell, i can't count....
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mecurtin for her help! This part is rated “awwww! It’s clean!”

Bon Voyage, oh City of Lights! Next stop....


part 9 )
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

Poor Clark. Poor Lex. That’s all I’m going to say. And also, time for a rating! Whoo-hoo!
This part is rated 4—for sexual situations. Look on my users page for an explanation of the rating system.
And now on to the story!

Part 8 )
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

More L&C, still no sex. Not Yet. Sex is coming my friends, oh yes…in fact, I can tell you, there’s going to be lots and lots of sex. Oh yes.
Well, I might be exaggerating a little. Maybe not lots and lots…but some for sure. Only not this go round.

Well, my stars, enough of my rambling little blather, let’s tune in to some fic shall we/

L&C’s European Vacation Part 7 )
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

All thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mecurtin for helping me out--any boo-boos and big honking "wazzats!" are entirely mine!

Read more... )
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Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4




A short section, my friends. I got side-tracked by Alexei, wicked little thing. Why is it that you know exactly how a thing is supposed to go and then as soon as you start working on it becomes something else? Why?

Off we go into uncharted space here--just play along and when I get it glaringly wrong, just let it go...



Read more... )
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Part 1

Part 2

Part 3


Wow—that comment effusively thing really worked! Cool!
Here’s the next bit of Lex and Clark Do Europe, my working title. And [livejournal.com profile] luvmax1 suggested it, so it’s all her fault!



“Away )

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