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by Thomas Love peacock


Seamen three! What men be ye?
Gotham's three wise men we be.
Whither in your bowl so free?
To rake the moon from out the sea.
The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine.
And our ballast is old wine;
And your ballast is old wine.

Who art thou, so fast adrift?
I am he they call Old Care.
Here on board we will thee lift.
No: I may not enter there.
Wherefore so? 'Tis Jove's decree,
In a bowl Care may not be;
In a bowl Care may not be.

Fear ye not the waves that roll?
No: in charmed bowl we swim.
What the charm that floats the bowl?
Water may not pass the brim.
The bowl goes trim. The moon doth shine.
And our ballast is old wine;
And your ballast is old wine.
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Come little RTM, climb up on mommy's lap, and she'll tell you a story.

Once there was a little PWP,so cute and shiny, who grew up into a big ole healthy brick and made it's mommy soo proud!And who helped it grow? Why, your Auntie Abi, who cajoled and prodded and gave good advice. And mostly wouldn't let mommy be lazy...

Thank you so much sweetie! This was lots of fun...


We're at the end of the tale, and the ship is heading toward the harbor. It won't be long now!

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Things were looking mighty grim,folks! But in this part, the comic relief part, they figure out how to make the money they need to get away.In a hilarious turn of events, they become hustlers, and comically...well. Perhaps not.

But there is more story! Those little blurry marks? Oh, pay no attention, that's just my *blood, sweat and tears!!!!* No, singing, you oldsters....

Like ta see it? Here it is!


RAKE THE MOON

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My, oh, my! What a wonderful day! I can see the sails of Rake The Moon on the horizon now folks! Soon comes the part where our sunny little guys get on the boat for South America,and Braaa--zil!Watch as they dance the Tango,sip champagne...gee, I'm in a Fred Astaire kind of mood today,hey! What say we get back to the laughfest?

Come, little story! Dance and twirl...


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So, with the promise of chocolate and handcuffs. I managed to get young Bruce to work with me!
Tsk.The handcuffs were a gift. *I* didn't use them...

So, when last we left our plucky lads,they were on their way out of the shire...ach! Pardon, that would be a different pair of boys humpin like ze bunnies!

Swive me, Frodo!

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My friends, this was one fucked up day,and I see no reason forit to be different tomorrow. I'm working away here and my mind is on a many many things ,most not happy. I don't do not happy well,it's not something I'm used to.

I'm sad, yes, and hurt, and I know that it'll pass and soon, but right now? not happy.

So, saying that, I'll forgo my usual smart ass shit, and just drop the story. To you guys that are reading it, thanks. You don't know what it means to me to have you comment and to make such nice comments too.
Promise tomorrow, I'll be my usual goofy- ass self. love you guys!


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fic!

Jul. 17th, 2004 12:48 am
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Oy! Next part, and my goodness, I hope this makes sense!


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It's almost time for me to go to work so I thought I'd share a little story with you, the little fic that's taken over my life!

We're going places now folks! Hang onto your hats, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

Rake The Moon (how many parts is that now?)


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So this bit is short and is moving us from this point to that point.Also, does it need more porn? I'm just saying, it's getting more PG as we go along, eh? I'm falling down on the job! I'm supposed to be making ya'll sweat...let me know!

So, the thick plottens! (sorry)

Two little boys grow up and find they have twin brothers, but they also discover that *they* are not brothers--then in a comedy of errors--oops! Not that story, this story...

(If I had no ellipses, I'd go through withdrawal)




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RTM

Jul. 14th, 2004 12:43 am
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My beloveds, I am ass tired--so tired that my eyes feel like boiled eggs in my head.Why? Why am I so tired when I've been going to bed early?So unfair...

I've got a bit more, very rough,rough,rough! I've looked it over a few time but I don't trust myself at all tonight!

Here with no fanfare at all,humbly I present to you, the Fic That's Sucking All My Brain starring Tom Swelling and BoBo Eckstien...naw! ( I wish,omigawd)



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just a middle piece here, moving on to the horizon.
*puts little story on the street with matches in hand* Go, make mummy proud!




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Ah my friends(if I may call you that)here is the last part in which I actually know whats happening.

Behind me is a pile of paper, neck high, that's trying to be the final installment of Rake the Moon.(m-o-o-n spells Moon).

There's an argument going on, Bruce thinks there's more, Lex thinks it's over. (scary in my head,yes.) What am I going to do? *eyeballs golf club* I am frankly confused.Ah well! Nothing a pot of coffee and a handful of mints(perch-tooiiee!How I miss you, my little tubular bundles of nicotine laden joy!How I miss teasing you slowly out of the pack,feeling your paper crinkle between my eager fingers, slipping your plump length smoothly between my quivering lips...ooops! I digress!)

In this part, the boys end up at a convent, and help the nuns by fixing stuff and singing and teaching them lessons about tolerance...naw.

*pushes little story onto stage* break a leg, lovey!



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My friends, there is no sex in this part. I am as goggled as yourselves!How could this happen?I offered them cash money to behave, but they've taken my little porn and run with it. I hope to correct this ghastly over sight by tomorrow. In the meantime, the story does move along.Things are...revealed? But not in the way someone is thinking. *eyeballs Bruce*

Hey everybody, while the boys were screwing with my head, this fell into it..Spike Xander and John Constantine! A BtVS/Hellblazer crossover? Any body up for that (cause I have the first part already written out...)

Today, the boys stayed home and drank OJ, and ate crackers, cause they were tired. Poor woobies...I shall knit them phallus cozies to make them feel better!

In other news:

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pooo!

Jul. 7th, 2004 10:58 pm
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This puppy is starting to dig it's heels in...
*whacks Lex with newspaper*

Here is the ...sixth part? *scritches head* Oh lord!I'm crashing like a big crashing thing!


Rake The Moon! Like ta see it? Here it is!


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...Rake The Moon.

In this part,there's sex. Really. You should not read this, 'cause there's sex.In the story. The story will not cause you to have sex, it's just in there. Sort of. Is it sex when you--anyway....

Like ta see it? Here it is!


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It's my title and I'm sticking with it...*eyeballs[livejournal.com profile] katholicgrrl*


So, the next part, and I'm actually quite a bit ahead. Go me! Thus, I am thinking, work on Clark and Lex's Excellent adventure ( working title, refer to former posts) orrrr Spike and his faithful friend Xander?Hmmmmm.


At any rate, in this part, the boys fly down to Rio,become the opening act in a huge old art deco nightclub, and screw each other like bunnies between sets....naw!Kidding!


In other news, I love my Blackadder icon to pieces!
Swive me,Edmund!



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So! What A lovely day today! Thanks to the lovely Mr, Roxy, whata dollbaby!So sweet, so generous, so....

Anyway, I'm thinking, will I ever be able to work on Clark and Lex's Excellent Adventure? Strangely, a lot of what I wanted to say there is coming out in 'Un-named Brex'. Hunh!

Also, I have lurking in the dark and scary (but fun!) corners of my mind a little shiny spander...I miss those boys in my head!The're almost as much fun as Bruce and Lex, only without the nipple clamps and scarfs....Isn't it lovely to be where you can say that and not have to explain your hobbies--I mean kinks--I mean ..stuff I just heard of along the way?

Playin'!(my kids read this journal...)

So, in this part,in order to hide out from some gangsters, the boys disguise themselves as girls,and join an all girl band,and give blowjobs on the train for drinks...naw! I'm kidding!

Like ta see it? Here it is!


Part Three-

(edited for readability)


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I suck at titles. I can hunt-peck at something all day long, happy as a clam( WTF does that mean anyway? Why is a clam happy...) and then I have to name it...shit. Other folks come up with these lovely evocative titles, and mine are on the order of --'It' or ,'Them'- or 'It Came With Them'...hmmm.That's actually not bad...See what I mean? Oh, well! I unleash more Brex on the world, tremble before my mighty paws clutching fic!

In this section, the boys get drunk, steal a car and drive to Mexico, where they meet up with a mysterious agent and a musical gunslinger, and have lotsa sex in the backroom of a seedy little bar...naw! I'm kidding!

Like ta see it? Here it is!

More Untitled Fic!



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