Yeah, I'm perfectly okay and more than willing to go along with the "perfect sex every time" thing but really...let's cut down on the rimming, because yeah, that's not as spontaneous a thing as fic would like us to think, and on lubricant of which there is soooooooooooooooo little in that part of things. Also, one finger, two, three...ho-hum. And that noise. I don't know if I've used it, I like to think 'no' because I'm not super fond of it unless it's plopped in the middle of sex that is so smoking hot, I hardly know what I'm reading anyway....*koff*
Unless it's, I dunno, Czech for "fuck me harder, stud". *laughs helplessly*
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I love your rants, you know!
Shit got real. /baaaad joke
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! It's funny because it's true!
Yeah, I'm perfectly okay and more than willing to go along with the "perfect sex every time" thing but really...let's cut down on the rimming, because yeah, that's not as spontaneous a thing as fic would like us to think, and on lubricant of which there is soooooooooooooooo little in that part of things. Also, one finger, two, three...ho-hum. And that noise. I don't know if I've used it, I like to think 'no' because I'm not super fond of it unless it's plopped in the middle of sex that is so smoking hot, I hardly know what I'm reading anyway....*koff*
Unless it's, I dunno, Czech for "fuck me harder, stud".
*laughs helplessly*