Eh, I've seen better looking guys. He does nothing for me at all. Not those green eyes, not the tease of chest hair. I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers. And he most certainly does not inspire me to do things that are illegal in every continent.
And of course today is Opposite Day. Have a terrible Opposite Day (cos it's Opposite Day).
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Eh, I've seen better looking guys. He does nothing for me at all. Not those green eyes, not the tease of chest hair. I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers. And he most certainly does not inspire me to do things that are illegal in every continent.
And of course today is Opposite Day. Have a terrible Opposite Day (cos it's Opposite Day).
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Yessss, yes it is. And I certainly don't want to have my wicked way with him. Nosiree, not me.