Scandel gets it right. ;)
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
I laughed when I read this because I heard myself telling my kid some of this stuff. Especially "You musta lost your damn mind." or, "Oh, you grown now? You think you grown? Imma show you how grown you *think* you are." At that point--sprint, because it's on. But the children know, if they actually try to run, it better be out of state because nothing on this planet is faster than a pissed off mom. She can be wildly overweight and smoke ten packs a day, but if you run, she will catch your ass.
*sigh* And then they grow up and you can't tell them anything. :)
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I can kinda-sorta do the 'close the door' thing but....she's a slob. She drops clean clothes on the floor and then treads on them/spills things on them/lets the cats nest in them and that is *not on*. So, yeah - put the damn clean clothes away,sheesh.
Heeeeeeeeeeee. You da bomb mom. :)