THREE DAYS, YOU GUYS!!

[roxy]

I have 3 days to go before I post my BB! Of course, I'm not finished but I will be, hopefully by tonight. Caffeine, don't fail me now!

It's not a bad little story. It's goofy and cute and nothing like that huge angst fest Cicatrix from last year. I'd say it's borderline silly. Because werewolf stories featuring shapeshifters should be silly. Anyhoo, it's fun to write, even if I angsted over stuff that I cut anyway. Ain't it always like that? Also, I'm happy that I shook a little dust off the porno-matic and it managed to crank out a bit of stuff. It's wonderfully freeing when you say to your self, "Self, I just don't give a fuck what folks think constitutes porn these days. Fuck 'em. There'll be no dicks going in anything. Just noses. And a lot of spit."

"Shoo you right," Self answers. "We don't need no damn dicks. But mostly because you can't get past the part where an asshole is not a vag, and that's totally your hangup. Or the YMMV thing, but I think it's a hangup."

"Shut up, Self, ain nobody ask you shit."

I'm sorry ya'll had to see that....

So, finish this, finish Over, start on my SDMB, which I'm hoping will be 90% pron with lots of dicks going in all the places.

Aren't you glad you're on my flist? :D :D :D

Comments

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, you are so delightful :-D

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeeee!
Oh, Ms Thang, you slay me.
:)

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

Have I ever told you that your "doofery" tag is my favorite tag in all the land.

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

Noses and a lot of spit. Point me at it! (I'm really wondering now. *g*)

[bt-kady.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I do adore you, Roxy! You and your sassy self.

Been writing some sexy stuff myself today. Het, alas. It's been a while, but it's good to get back into the groove. So far, it's between Sam and his wife in the curtain fic my bestie and I write on now and again. Dean and his wife will have some fun soon.

[casey28.livejournal.com]

lol! You're so sassy and awesome! :D

[fufaraw]

Eeee! New Roxy stuff to read!

Your inner dialogue sounds...kinda vaguely like my own. So, yah, I get it. But also? Eeee! Roxy BB going live!!

Now I just need to finish my own so I can read guilt-free. Or you know, procrastinate, and read anyway!

[jackien1968.livejournal.com]

I'm excited to read it. I'd say not-angsty is what we need right now.

Dicks are okay, but they're not interesting to me.

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