I don't really get warnings? I mean, I get the potentially triggery ones. But about half the time warnings function more like advertisements for Why You Should Read This Fic. Like maybe instead the heading should go like this:

Title: Random SPN Fanfic
Author: Me
Summary: either the first line of the fic or something totally useless (I suck at summaries)

NOW FEATURING: violence, swearing, double penetration, buckets of wincestuous angst, someone being mean to Sam, Seriously Toppy Dean, and angel porn