I'm not sure how to tell you this, but those aren't sweet, sweet eyes you're seeing--they are the windows to a devious and twisted soul, disguised by flowing locks and an animated personality.

And furthermore, please to be biting *me*! Because that is how I roll. I'm a giver. I give. *bows*


I don't have a lot of Sam icons at the moment so you'll just have to suffer through one of my fantasies.