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[roxy]

So, I'm reading my BB draft, chugging along and thinking, "Ha, not bad!" when I get to a part where a giant chunk of it is MISSING!! And I don't know where it is or what happened. What the fuck happened? I have no idea what I did, or when. Life is exciting, my friends.

So, turns out tomorrow I'm helping BG decorate her new apartment. In, out, she is like the wind. This time, she's ten minutes away instead of an hour, so that's cool. I still got the dog, though. Weird little animal. Saaaaaay...maybe THE DOG did it!! Maybe he snuck in and edited my story when I was asleep...don't laugh, it's a Fam thing. This dog has a very active life when we're not around. Stealing our car keys and disguising himself as a very short, very hairy little guy, who for some reason speaks with a lisp. He hits up the local bars, but he prefers the coffee houses. He loves poetry night. He wears a beanie and big, horn-rimmed glasses, but the lenses are just plain glass. Yeah, he's kind of a hipster.

I'm rambling, aren't I?

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[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

It's not as bad as it seemed at first--I thought I had this *huge* gap but when I reread it without screams in my head, it turned out not so bad--it might have been for the best because I ended up going with a small, bridge bit instead and jumping right into the action, so to speak. But yeah, I've had the nightmare of trying to reproduce pages and pages of stuff that I managed to kill somehow.

[fanspired]

I've been known to do better the second time around, so maybe sometimes it's the work of the muses quietly letting you know you can do better. Maybe your weird hipster doggie is secretly a manifestation of your muse! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL!

Yes, Rocky peering at the screen deep in the night, all, "Oh my gawd, Grandmama, what *were* you thinking...let me fix that."