Guess what, you guys?

[roxy]

It's vacation time--no, no, better than that--it's *staycation* time, time to wrap my BB in its little shawl and kick it out the door! And I'm gonna read. I'm gonna guzzle coffee. I might go to the mall and wolfwhistle baby boys--scar them for life. Heck yeah, I'm a giver. I'm going to the bakery and buying all the pastries. Gonna sit on the porch and eat them and write barista Jensen and lonely-boy Jared in my mind. Scare the neighbors. Annoy the dog. Oh my god, and do some drawing, hokey smokes, forgot all about that!

I'm feeling good! Kiss my hindparts, Red Bulls-eye Satan--I'm out of you for a whole week!

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I plan to do my best--ya'll might see me on the news--"pastry chompin' granny accosts innocent young men--demands they buy her coffee for her chocolate croissants."

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

...and sit with her for a while, batting their eyelashes and blushing.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

well, only if they want to...I would need someone to hold the cup while I nibble my pastry. ;D

[daisydumont.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course they'd want to! You know how to turn on the charm. While nibbling pastry or not. :D