Why....

[roxy]

Why does my brain feel like it's stuffed full of pudding? Why don't I feel like writing? Why won't Sam and Whitney get together? Why won't Bruce stop playing hide -and-seek with me? Why don't I have a nicer car? Why won't someone make me a cup of coffee? Why can't I get a quickie whenever I want? Why can't I get paid for this like Jadakiss?

Comments

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Cause the PTB are evil sadistic fuckers with no decent appreciation of slash?

[prim-rose-etta.livejournal.com]

When you determine a method of getting a quickie when you want it, please email it to me.

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

Why do fools fall in love? why do my pants keep shrinking? why do sandwiches taste better from the deli than when i make them at home? Why don't people get stronger when they gain weight, if lifting weights makes your muscles stronger? Why don't cats and dogs go to heaven? What kind of pudding? mmm...pudding...come over to my house and i'll make you a cup of coffee!

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

I have to visit and make you a nice cup of coffee, not tea cause that's just yucky!

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

I know why someone won't get you coffee. Cause I'm here. However, if you properly train noel...

you evil woman, he's just an innocent puppy! Leave him out of you caffine-filled conpiring! You bean-bent demon!

:)