I'm back!

I'm back! I have gifts for you! I mean, I have gifts if you consider a ficlet and an update gifty-like stuff.
So, what did you guys do while I was gone? Was there terrible upheaval? New stories? New writers? Was there a loud lamentation at the lack of witty bon-mot from Yer Mother?
Do I look fat in this outfit?

Heee!
I'm glad to be back!

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child hanging over my shoulder...can't post porn....