roxy | Jeez, Craptastic Day

I hate retail with the fiery passion of a million suns.I curse the whiny shoppers and their fucking screaming little kids.No, bitch, I don't have it in your size and yelling at me isn't going to make it appear.And you better hope I don't follow you to your car and kick your size 0 ass all over the parking lot.Once and for all, this is *not* my Daddies store and I don't sit up all night making this shit to sell you. If you decide not to shop here ever again, I'll *still* have my fucking job.How about this , try being polite. Try acting like I'm a human being and not a clone created to serve you. Be a little nice and I'll be all over you.Don't let the grey fool you, be-yatch,I'll still take you out.

In other news, I love my co-workers!They keep me from killing folks...

But I'm a happy, nice person. Really, I am.