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I swear...
...that I have *no* plans to write MR /TA--non! It never crossed my mind to write Tom Arnold and Mikey and maybe a threesome with Tom and Mikey and Tom's wife, the Shelby of the tattoo Mikey's got on his arm--even though ya'll are constantly yelling three-some at me and that would be a three some, ah?
Hmmmm...who do you think would ...naaaaah! I can't do that to you beloveds! Never would I want to leave you with the thought of Tom Arnold, grunting and sweating over Mikey's slender frame, his pretty little face being ground into the pillow that--Goodness! Is that the time? I have to run to work!
Ciao! Love you! *airkiss airkiss*
Hmmmm...who do you think would ...naaaaah! I can't do that to you beloveds! Never would I want to leave you with the thought of Tom Arnold, grunting and sweating over Mikey's slender frame, his pretty little face being ground into the pillow that--Goodness! Is that the time? I have to run to work!
Ciao! Love you! *airkiss airkiss*
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Save to say you have completely disturbed my day. Perhaps my week.
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Really though, is there anyone you *wouldn't* slash?
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But only in the choice of Mikey's partner (in or out of the threesome) ... cuz ewww, Tom Arnold?
Why not John Glover, hello!!! And he already swings that way anyways, so if you are going to write that depraved RPS orgiatic pr0n ... how about some Mikey, Tom and John? Heck, throw in Tommy's wife if you want. Swap out John for Boston Rob from Survivor / Amazing Race if you want to ... but spare me the TA!!!
(unless it's tits and ass, that's always fun)
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That's beyond evil!!!!!
You better write me some Clex smut to make up for it!!!
*scrubs brain with acid*
Ew.
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Then you tell me he has a tattoo of Tom's wife's name on his arm? That's just freaky! Are we sure it's not the Shelby from SV? LMAO!!!!!
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Really though, is there anyone you *wouldn't* slash?
Since slashing Ghandi? emmmm...no.
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The fact that you wanna put Tom Arnold in there? OMG, you're evil.
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Though Teh Hawt Sex probably wouldn't hurt, either.
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As for John, well I guess he'd really be the only one to say, but I'm pretty sure that's confirmed. I think I first heard that from Craig a couple years ago ... and something in my addled brain is a memory of John doing a walk for his father and walking with his long time BF.
But as with anything, I could be delusional.
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As for John, well I guess he'd really be the only one to say, but I'm pretty sure that's confirmed. I think I first heard that from Craig a couple years ago ... and something in my addled brain is a memory of John doing a walk for his father and walking with his long time BF.
But as with anything, I could be delusional.
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But is still disturbingly intrigued.
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