SWEAR TO GAWD!!!!!!!

[roxy]

I AM NOT WRITING A HOUSEBOAT FIC--NOT WRITING HET--NOT WRITING LOIS....unless you want me too?
*is godawful hoor who will write for shmoochies*

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Shall I tell everyone how you wrote British Viceroy/Gandhiyou-know-what for the chance to don your crustacean hat and dance the Cabbage Patch with me?

YOU ARE LYING!!

[ender24]

EM SAID, YOU ARE WRITING AN EPIC CLANA PIECE!!!!!!!
SHE WOULD NOT LIE TO US ALL!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!
Oh my god!! that's right! You know, I permanently traumatized my Niece with that! *BIGGRIN*
You make me smile so hard!!!!! *kisskiss*

Re: YOU ARE LYING!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Aaaahhh...um, gosh yes--I--ah-haaa!!!! It was wiped out, that's right--in the unfortunate computer attack of last night. Let us all mourn it's passing, *SOBSOB*


*peeks out to see if you bought that*

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

*smooches*

*g*

[littlethyme.livejournal.com]

The only thing I can imagine, having just read the 'advanced copy' in another LJ, is that this may be a sequel to your last (very fantastic) evol Lana fic.

After all she has plenty of time in her box to imagine such a 'perfect' situation. Also plenty of time has passed for a disgruntled ex-employee, Lionel or other random stranger to help her escape.

PS any chance of recovering your files. That happened to me once years ago, Norton utilities helped a little bit but still lost a heap, it sucks... not in a good way either ;-)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Believe me--I'm the victim of a base and hilarious horrible rumor--the last time I wrote het, I had Clark break her into bite size bits....
*koff* I didn't say that. *looks innocent*
:) :)

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

That made me spt cocoa onto my desk. Damn you and your being funny. :-p

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

emrinalexander is completely insane! I have no idea where she got that idea from *koffkoff*

some folks seem to think I might be able to recover something, so I'm going to ask my beloved to check out the possibility! *hug* Thanks sweetie!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*kisses Bowie*
Sorry! *GRIN*

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

Hey, now. Hands and lips off the Bowie.

*g*

Even though he is making a kissy face.

Oh, emo. Love emo Bowie.

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

I knew it wasn't true! Though I was beginning to think I should jump on the het bandwagon. :)

NOPE!! NEVER!!!!!!!

[ender24]

YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THE TIDBITS AND WRITE IT AGAIN!!!!

OR I AM SO GOING TO TEAR DIS PATER JUPITER INTO PIECES..........*SOBSOBSSSSSSSSSS*

Re: NOPE!! NEVER!!!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*hides!!!*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

ooooooooh my god....*explode*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!!!! The day I write het--I'll be posting it from a nunnery.

Nothing against it--I just have a spectacular lack of ability (and interest) in writing it.

Sorry to scare you! *GRIN*

I am running to *hide* at -...

[ender24]

ff.net LOL, yep, not leaving until I see PINKY!LANA ;D

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

My collection of Bowie icons makes me very happy indeed.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!!!!!! You have the best, for sure!

Re: I am running to *hide* at -...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*roxy quickly plot out hot nasty Lucas/Lex sex....*

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

Thanks to the lovely people at bowie_icons and bowie_daily. Good peoples. Good peoples with pretty, shiny pictures... *drools*

[coneyislandbaby]

They make me happy too *drools*

[coneyislandbaby]

Het can be fun. Like if you can write a girl pretending to be the guy the other guy also wants and she's into the idea of role playing...

*snickers*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Whoooaaa! *is shocked to find the idea waaaay hot....*

[coneyislandbaby]

Not all het is boring romance novelish stuff...

Speaking as someone who likes her girls as raunchy and sex loving as her guys whether it's in het or f/f.

And yes, it can even be done with Lana. All she needs is a good lover to instruct her.