*sigh*

[roxy]

Tell me something good--tell me something funny, please?

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[jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com]

Um...I did three of my four girls' hair up in multiple pigtails last night and pissed my two year old off...:)

Um..Brownie Bottom Cheesecake is the most awesomeiness thing in the world.

Um..my almost three month old baby weighs more now than my two year old did when she was one.

Um..Chuzzles will make you crazy!

Funny?

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Um . . . kids at my work keeping touching my butt (maybe that's more disturbing than funny, but I think it's funny)

Dark chocolate is actually good for you in moderation.

[sadface.livejournal.com]

My son just called out for Clark in his sleep. That was pretty funny.

He's like "clark, clark...save me".

Also? When I was putting him to bed I asked if he wanted a story and he told me that "reading is for losers, lets watch Smallville."

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

I get to have my first ever Thanksgiving tomorrow!

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

I'm getting a drama award tomorrow.

Our boys love you. This is good, yes?

[roachspit.livejournal.com]

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[ender24]

‘The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.’ Oscar Wilde

you MissRoxy, definitely are a sinner, and we have a future together in SV :D

[ilovedoyle.livejournal.com]

well, its not like, a joke or anything, but, when asked what i wanted 4 xmas, i replied, totally seriously... "new headphones 4 my mp3 player please."

everyone found it quite amusing...

[tabaqui]

*snuggles you*
You know i luffs you Ms. Thang.

What's up? Can i help?

*snuggles you more*
*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*
*pet pet pet pet pet pet pet*

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

This is definately in the really disturbed column, but I think it's fairly good that until today I never knew this:

Probably everyone has heard of tofu and tofurkey, but until today I've never heard of "Hu-fu", the 'healthy alternative' to human flesh. I thought it was a hoax... I really hoped it was at least, but turns out there is really a company that claims to be producing a tofu alternative to human flesh. Was there really a market for this?

If you really want to read up on it here's a link to the google search for hufu.

Now, wasn't it good that you probably didn't know about it before today?

*g*[Signed the warper of minds.]*g*

[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

I love your LJ layout.

Earlier this week, I blew my nose and that kleenex dust got all over my black shirt. My male coworker came up to ask a question of me while I was trying to brush the kleenex dust off my boobs.

I said, "I keep blowing my nose and getting it all over me!"

He stared at me.

I realized how that sounded and cracked up so hard that I could barely explain to him that it was the kleenex dust I was talking about, not boogers!!

[nashmaveric.livejournal.com]

Got nothing funny myself but if you saw/read Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire this should make you giggle out loud.

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

You look great today!