Play with me? (stolen from the fabulous alice23kate)

[roxy]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

*roxy be all sparkly-eyed and anticipatey*

Comments

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

You stayed the night with me and Lex, he made us some hot chocolate and you made me hold him down while you licked whipped cram off him. It was a good night, but the strip poker was scary O.0

[droid-1.livejournal.com]

You remember that time when we were dating, and we parked out in the wildlife refuge area, and we so enjoyed each other? I was so sad when you said you were going to Texas for the summer to stay with relatives. And after you came back, we never got together any more. You broke my heart, Babe!

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

Oh, remember that time we went to Vancouver for vacation? And we were at that bar, and Michael Rosenbaum was all over you? And how we still don't remember what happened that night cause we were so drunk, but the dozens of flowers in your hotel room with a note signed "Love Mikey" could be some indication of how that went...

*g* I'm tired. Ignore me.

[katholicgrrl.livejournal.com]

I remember you in Paris best, crying and kissing goodbye on the train station platform, you in that silly black beret (that looked so perfect on you) and the red silk scarf around your neck, and promising that we would write every week... never knowing that we would go our separate fandom ways... but we would always have Paris... :p

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

I remember when Lex send us both diamond earrings, to thank us for pleasuring him, and we fought over who he loved the most. But then he never called either of us! That bastard

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Remember the time we went down to the cathedral to check out the stained glass and on the way out we passed the confessionals, and you had the *brilliant* idea that we should just duck in one for a minute and see who could shock the priest more? God, I thought that priest's head was about to explode when you asked if it was a sin for you to sodomize Mr. Roxy with your purple strap-on. Actually, I think he was kind of a perv asking for all those details, but of course you were only too happy to oblige, you bad girl.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sigh* good times, good times.....that whipped cream REALLY good!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I couldn't tell you then but now I can--I'm a secret agent. Alas, I had to leave and it broke my heart too. Whenever I hear the sound of coyotes fighting over garbage, I think of you. *sob*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Not to mention "Mikey Is A God" tattooed on my inner thigh....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sob* Always, always! How dashing you looked in your trenchcoat, that red crustacaen in your lapel....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

That bastard indeed! did you know mine were cubic zirconia!?!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I remember that, that sort of thing doesn't happen as often since I stopped mixing my Robutusin with Mad Dog and Sprite.

[lishel_fracrium.livejournal.com]

remember the time we stayed up all night at your house reading clex fic and watching smallvile? I also remember us getting really drunk and snogging then we had to go our seperate ways. *sigh* I miss you.

[droid-1.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe!!!!!!!!!

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Ah, that weekend when we first met... Our over the top, gen-addicted writing instructor was so in need of a reset. I knew we'd fall in love the minute you glanced over your triple fudge-cappucino milkshake and laid out (in the sexiest whisper I've ever heard) your plan to convince him that slash was where it was at. To date, I remember it as the best workshop I've ever attended and grin whenever I read his latest Jex/Lason (What is he calling it now anyway?) fic.

I've already picked up my tickets for this year's workshop? Will you be there?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gosh, those were the really good days, weren't they? *siiiiiiiigh*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord, with bell's on--and promise me you'll heckle that pompous ass unmercifully?

Playing

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

Remember that time that you and I played tag team wrestling with a greased up naked Clark?? Wasn't that just so much fun?

Re: Playing

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nodnodnod* I still get hot flashes thinkinng about it! at least I *think* that's why I get hot flashes.

Hmmm. With bells on... (may I ask "on what?")

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

On second thought, let me just use my imagination. Foxy roxymissrose all a jingle. MMMMhm. Nice.

Heckling asked and guaranteed.

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

Remember when the Balboa was showing Jezebel and I met you there and we were throwing popcorn at the screen and hooting whenever that blonde lady (you know, the Yankee?) was on-screen, and they threw us out?

That place burned to the ground the next year. It was really sad.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. heh. *koff* I think that was the year I quit smoking. Ah-henh. *looks at ceiling and whistles*

[lastscorpion.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Well, good.

'Cause those things'll kill ya!

:-D