Ok, it is *far* too early on Sunday morning to be reading that. Why didn't you warn for explicit sexual content? Oh wait, it's YOU, I should've known! ^_^
But cows have a secret mental life in which they bear grudges, nurture friendships and become excited over intellectual challenges, scientists have found.
See, now I'm picturing a fic in which the Kent herd is not only planning to escape, but plotting world domination, only they can't decide how to do in the Kents. Most of them want to keep Jon as a sex slave, Clark for manual labor, and they all agree they want to off that red-headed bitch who keeps stealing their man away, but can't agree on how to do it.
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Ok, it is *far* too early on Sunday morning to be reading that. Why didn't you warn for explicit sexual content? Oh wait, it's YOU, I should've known! ^_^
But cows have a secret mental life in which they bear grudges, nurture friendships and become excited over intellectual challenges, scientists have found.
See, now I'm picturing a fic in which the Kent herd is not only planning to escape, but plotting world domination, only they can't decide how to do in the Kents. Most of them want to keep Jon as a sex slave, Clark for manual labor, and they all agree they want to off that red-headed bitch who keeps stealing their man away, but can't agree on how to do it.
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