Yaaaawwwwnnnn...

[roxy]

I'm back from watching men take their clothes off and prance around a tiny stage just for me. Well, and some other people but there you go..can't have everything.

I enjoyed it, was made fun of (but in a very nice way) by one of the dancers...I'm starting to believe you guys, I *am* fucking cute...*pout* I'm a cute old lady, *fuck*. And my dream as a child was to grow into a scary evol oldwoman, the kind that even Dr. Doom would be frightened of. Ah Viktor, how I adored you when I were a wee Roxy. *flutterysigh*

I stopped one of the dancers--the fact that he was cute as a button was entirely coincidental--and asked a question or two about the biz because my Niece, dagnabit(old people say stuff like that--also consarn it. And land-o-goshen. I like the classic motherfuck myself) leans over to me and says, "Clark's a stripper and Lex finds him and hires him for his own use. Angst ensues." I may be paraphrasing a bit...she is TehEVol in training, that one. *so proud* so i'll just add that to the one hundred and one things I'm working on....

I'll never leave SV fandom. *sigh*

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

"Clark's a stripper and Lex finds him and hires him for his own use. Angst ensues."

*BOUNCES LIKE A BOUNCING FERRETT*

That is awesome. *clings*

And hey, did you go see the winners and reveal and stuff at a_clexian_tale? Because Eeeeeeei!!!

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

//.. "Clark's a stripper and Lex finds him and hires him for his own use. Angst ensues." //

We love her. We're gonna keep her.

//I'll never leave SV fandom. *sigh*//
You do know I'm going to mark this down, so that whenever you get peeved with SV and threaten to abandon us, I'll just go *BAM*!! You said this on this date." I'm holding you to that statment.

[onelittlesleep.livejournal.com]

*across the bay, from SPN fandom*

join us!

[theclexfactor.livejournal.com]

YAY!! More stripper!Clark!!!

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

*squeals* Yes, please!

[drabble-queen.livejournal.com]

"Clark's a stripper and Lex finds him and hires him for his own use. Angst ensues."

ohhh.........

[quiet--tiger.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good time! (you went to a strip show with your neice?). Sorry to say it, but you are cute. But you're still evol. You're a wolf in sheep's clothing, ready to unleash your forces of darkness.

For some reason when I read your Clark-strips-for-Lex sentence, I interpreted as Clark uses Lex the Stripper for his own use. Totally backwards.

Oh, SV. So many possibilities, so little time.

[tabaqui]

Dude, it's the hidden evol that makes your cuteness all the more lethal!!!
*bounce*
AND!

You also, as an old person *snerk* get to say 'oh for cryin' in the bucket'! My mum says that. *la*
*twirls you*
Did you get to feel up some cute little stripper as you stuffed dollar bills into his g-string?
*laaa*
*smooch*

[ender24]

yayaaaaayyyyyyy, stripper clark! lex in using mode!!

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

I'll never leave SV fandom *is all happy now*