Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. I am terrible at work, but everyone knows I swear like a trooper. I'll be working away on my computer chanting fuck,fuck,fuck...because I'm always fucking something up. So, like...fuck it!
Just so you know, I've kidnapped the real Whitney so you can't torture him (or us) anymore. Maybe I'll let him out to play if you promise to be nice to him in a future story. Like... NO KILLING HIM OFF!!
Fuck those fuckers. You are a grown-ass woman. No, wait, you are a freakishly-short-yet-still-fully-grown-ass, old woman and have earned the right to curse whenever you want to! Like 60 years ago. When you turned 100. A person hits a century and they get to say fuck any time they want. It's the law.
Well, if you gonna use him then kill him and not expect us to be mad, don't make him so darn lovable! Make him mean or evil next story if you want to kill him. lol
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*hug*
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*pets you*
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*HUG*
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Treat yourself to something nice tonight as a reward for dealing with that shit.
*cuddles you close*
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Sorry you had a bad day. {hugs}
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My boss thinks it's funny when I say fuck... as long as there's not clients in the office. lol He always says "now don't you feel better?"
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Can you send Bowie
and his kid over?*koff* I meant to say, Mr. Bowie?no subject
aaaah, they had a point--I was being obnoxious. *big horrible 53 year old baby*
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*icon envy--i have *got* to get me one of those!*
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Bastiches!!
*loves you*
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oooooo...hugs! Mmmmmmm!
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see what happens when you knock off a loved one?
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*hugs*
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But I still wuvs you! *hugs*
*cuddles you*
freakishly-short-yet-still-fully-grown-ass, old woman and have earned the right to curse whenever you want to! Like 60 years ago. When you turned 100. A person hits a century and they get to say fuck any time they want. It's the law.no subject
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Re: *cuddles you*
Heeeeeey. wait just a god damn minute....
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Boy, I"ve noticed that we're a pretty foul mouthed bunch, given the proper incentive or any reason at all. *eg*
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Well, if you gonna use him then kill him and not expect us to be mad, don't make him so darn lovable! Make him mean or evil next story if you want to kill him. lol
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And thank *you* for the hugs!!
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Fuck 'em, Ms. Thang.
*snaps fingers*
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*squish*