so here's the deal...

[roxy]

I give you an idea, and you write my HarlequinRomanticalThingy, and I...vacuum? Dust? Wash your dishes for a week? Come ooooooooon!!!!! I could act out the Phantom Menace for you in under five minutes...costume changes and all--do you have a beige beach towel and some red shoe laces?

Haha, I kid!

*koff*unless you're going for it...

Comments

[danceswithgary]

I don't know, that Phantom Menace thingie is hard to resist. But I've got my own HarlequinRomanticalThingies (note plural) to wrestle into submission.

And Line of Engagement is being a royal pain.

Where'd I put those red lace shoes....

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And Line of Engagement is being a royal pain.

Nooooo!! *administers chocolate and pos vibes*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*sob*

*clings*

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

Hell, at least you have an idea...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

lol!!! yes, small and pitiful and unshiny as it is, I have an idea. And I hate to tell you how excited *that* made me....

[treetracer]

Just out of curiosity, what's your prompt?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I thought I'd go with the second promp, thttp://teot.org/harlequin/harlequin.html, but throw out everything except Clark in the fur cape and make up something totally different. 'Cause I suck at following directions.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I can't write a decent story to save my life, but can I bribe you with anything else to see the Phantom Menace bit? *grins*

*looks for double bladed lightsaber toy*

[chimosa.livejournal.com]

I could act out the Phantom Menace for you in under five minutes...costume changes and all--do you have a beige beach towel and some red shoe laces?

*boggles*

Huh.

You know what, I won't write your fic, but I'm curious enough to offer money to see that one.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Gee, I had no idea my rendition of the Phantom Mencace would be so in demand!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

it's stunning in it's sweep and scope--it's like being there, I tell you...of course, you have to get past the fact that all the male roles are being played by a grandmotherly woman with a sock in her trousers....also lots and lots of white clown makeup.

Sadly, I am the right height and require no makeup to play the part of Yoda...

[chimosa.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG if we ever meet, please *please* put a sock in ur pants and pretend to b a jedi for me!!!!!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

heh! I promise!

[maigie2010.livejournal.com]

You know I'm tempted as all heck to ghostwrite just to see you do Phantom Menace from Yoda's height. Portraying JarJar will be worth it. But seriously it's not a deal unless you throw in the other five movies.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Geez--that's kinda tough on an old lady...But I think I can do it.
I'm going to need about fifty bags of cat litter and a lawn mower engine...let me think--it'd be really helpful if I could get Ewan McGregor too.

"Hah, Anakin--obnoxious twink you are. And padawan not the same as bedwarmer being, tell Obi-Wan StickyFingers."

[maigie2010.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Bad Roxy, making me snort hot choco... Obi-Wan StickyFingers - Lurvesssssssssssss on you.