roxy: (adinahumpf by reowza81205)
roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2007-08-03 06:38 pm

how long??

How long Lord? How long must I go through this monthly psychosis? What the hell, how long does it take to go through menopause, fercraps sake?? I'm fucking 53 years old, it's not like I *need* to be fertile anymore, thank you. Bloating, and cramping and having to keep sharp objects away--oh, and let's not forget the amusing self-hatred and total lack of self-confidence in my every ability--so yeah, updates? Eaten up by that, sorry.

*humpf*

Oh well.

Did I mention horny? I don't mind that part so much. *g*

EVolness

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, and here I had this image of you as kind and loving and generous to old ladies...there goes that fantasy..

*PPPPPPPPPLLLBBTT*

virtual raspberries are nowhere near as satisfying as real life ones.

Re: EVolness

[identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

Seriously. I love my hysterectomy. I can only imagine the hell of still having your dot. o_O; But my parts were non-working parts. Ma's were removed when she was 42, my aunt had hers out at 40, my grandma had hers out at 39 and they left in her ovaries which turned out to be a disaster (they sort of... grafted themselves onto one of her other organs somehow and it got really bad). My oldest aunt is the only one who actually went through menopause naturally and hers didn't actually quit until the last couple of years or so... and she's 62. So. *grimace*

Re: EVolness

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-08-03 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
hers didn't actually quit until the last couple of years or so... and she's 62.

*SHRIEKS aND PULLS HAIR* oh, really? That long, hunh? Well, well.

*RUNS SCREAMING*

You know, most women I know seem pretty good about their hysterectomy.