ummm ... i'm not into violence but ... *poke-poke* ... and if that doesn't work, emotional blackmail ... think about all the Clexers you're disappointing this coming Christmas by dragging your feet, shame on you and your muses!
how was that? too cruel?
i love your stuff by the way, always have, but i'm staying clear of wips simply b/c my heart can't handle it, your rides can be emotionally exhausting so i'm just going to wait until i can cheat to insure a happy ending before i dive in ... i know, i know, i'm a chicken-shite, sigh, what can you do?
*imagines the Clexers, nose pressed to the window and begging for porn* Oh...oh dear...*lip wibbles, wipes tear away* Yes, yes, the little clexers, wrapped in their threadbare little mantles and holding out tin cups full of condoms..."please, sir or ma'm, just a little porn for the season?"
WHAAAAH! I *WILL* write! I will!
Thanks for making me smile! And remember, happy ending is what we're all about! Except maybe once or twice, or possibly three times....
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how was that? too cruel?
i love your stuff by the way, always have, but i'm staying clear of wips simply b/c my heart can't handle it, your rides can be emotionally exhausting so i'm just going to wait until i can cheat to insure a happy ending before i dive in ... i know, i know, i'm a chicken-shite, sigh, what can you do?
:)
happy holidays,
kik
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Oh...oh dear...*lip wibbles, wipes tear away* Yes, yes, the little clexers, wrapped in their threadbare little mantles and holding out tin cups full of condoms..."please, sir or ma'm, just a little porn for the season?"
WHAAAAH! I *WILL* write! I will!
Thanks for making me smile! And remember, happy ending is what we're all about! Except maybe once or twice, or possibly three times....
Happy Holidays to you to! *HUG*