I have a shameful love of My Name is Earl and I really want Lex to get stranded in whatever shitbomb town it is that Earl lives in and meet Earl and they become bestest friends evah as Earl tries to sort Lex out (somehow, Lex is on his list) and then Lex makes Earl secretary of state or defence or something and they make a fabulous government and every body happy ever after.
Can't you just see Lex and Earl on garden chairs, drinking some awful cheap beer, Lex dressed beautifully and SO FUCKING HAPPY to be 'one of the guys' and 'a common man'?
And you know Earl would sort Clark out quick smart, too! Yep, he'd fix up Clark and Lex and Karma.
And Lana would fall in love with Earl's brother because he's easy to control. And Joy would beat up Clark. Probably. She's terrifying.
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Can't you just see Lex and Earl on garden chairs, drinking some awful cheap beer, Lex dressed beautifully and SO FUCKING HAPPY to be 'one of the guys' and 'a common man'?
And you know Earl would sort Clark out quick smart, too! Yep, he'd fix up Clark and Lex and Karma.
And Lana would fall in love with Earl's brother because he's easy to control. And Joy would beat up Clark. Probably. She's terrifying.
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YES!!!!
This must happen!
:D