jared cancelled NJ:SpN con???????

[roxy]

NO JARED NO NONO JARED--I PAID MONEY TO SEE YOU!!! MONEY!!! *WAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH-SOB-SNOT*

why...why...money, motherfucker, do you know how fucking cheap I am? I'll never get that money back. *SOB* The only way they can make it up to me is sex with Charles Malik. Lots of it. Handcuffed in the back of my van with apple butter and silicone spatulas sex. Hipboots and a mini-taser sex. Fuck. I'm about to cry like a little bitch.

shit shit shit shitshit

Comments

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

Neanderthal bastard....

Maybe he thought there would be fire there. You know how neanderthal's are weirded out by fires.

Or maybe they wouldn't put a provision in his rider to let him cave draw backstage. I'm gonna slap that kid, backing out on you like that!

why, will it be good? *GRIIIN*

Only if he shows it because seeing a tattoo written across a guy's torso a'la Tupac is much better than just hearing about it.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAAAAA!! *hugs you*

because seeing a tattoo written across a guy's torso a'la Tupac is much better than just hearing about it.

oh...I think my brain just exploded a little bit....