Much as I love me some Edward, just fucking NO, I am never reading another one of those books unless there is a PROMISE on the cover that there will be no sexing. That woman makes sex scenes PAINFUL to read, and not in the good way. In the way that you want to IM snippets to people to make fun of the badfic and then BLEACH YOUR BRAIN. Swear to god, 12 year olds on ff.net write better porn! BLECH. If you are going to write smut, then fucking LEARN HOW TO WRITE SMUT, BITCH!