what I'd write if I could

[roxy]

These are the stories I want to write. I've even worked a bit on some of them...oy. They go nowhere. They mock me and fling cow corpses and dung in my general direction.

Where's that typewriter thingy that works just by thinking at it, hunh? Where is it? *And* my fucking flying car, boy, am I ever bitter about that one--

1) Cowboy SpN.
Even I'm sick of hearing about that one. But gosh--if I could only write the fucker. You know I like my angst, and this one would be chock full of it. *sigh*

2)Public Enemy SpN AU.
No, not the one with Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. The one with James Cagney. The one in which I'd play fast and loose with American history, make Dean and Sam into psychotic killers, and Azazel into a mob boss with designs on Sam, lotsa blood, lots of icky fucked up sex--you know, business as it used to be here in Roxyland. :) I've got a thousand or so words hanging out in the Stagnant Fic Lounge, chain smoking Newports and throwing up in the potted plants...help me.

3)1950s Beatnik Sorta J2
All I've got so far is Jensen in a black turtle neck giving college-boy-skinny-tie Jared a blowjob in the upstairs bathroom while his fiance Gen is handing out pigs in a blanket downstairs at his birthday party. Screwdrivers, anyone?

4) that crossover with Lex? I still love that idea....

This is what I'm doing instead of shoving Lex and Kal in bed. I'm sorry. I'll try to fix that!

PS
The cookies are for if you read this whole post. :) Who loves you?? Me!!!

Comments

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

I thought I was overrun with plot bunnies!

I think I have a few fics in that stagnant lounge too. Though I think they're having pervy sex while I'm not looking. That's gotta be how I get more of these stupid things.

I really want the Public Enemies one. *pouts*

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Roxy loves me!!!!!

Oh, they all sound wonderful! I'm sorry you've been bitten by the writer's road block bug again. Goddamn pests! Shoo, shoo! Leave my roxy alone, foul hellspawn!!!

Ahem.

I love your posts, especially the ranty ones (they're second only to the fic ones, m'dear *wink*), but this just killed me laughing:

I've got a thousand or so words hanging out in the Stagnant Fic Lounge, chain smoking Newports and throwing up in the potted plants...help me.

Ah! *wheezes* Can't breathe. . . laughter taking up all oxygen.

Do I get me some cookies? Cos I loves me some cookies, man. Mmmmmm.

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Ooo. I think that typewriter would be a dangerous thing to have. lol I'd end up in so much trouble. hehe

*And* my fucking flying car, boy, am I ever bitter about that one

It's simple... the Jetsons LIED!!! :( Meanies.

This is what I'm doing instead of shoving Lex and Kal in bed.

EEEP!!! Bad Roxy! Lex and Kal need each other like.... umm... oh, not that... how about...nah, can't use that one... OH!-- nah... *think think think* They just DO, so there! *tries to look stern and correct* (Did I succeed?)

I still loves ya, though. *covers you in hugs and smooches* ♥

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*SQUISH*
lying ass Jetsons....

I think they're going to be in that bed sooner than later--I don't have the heart to torture poor little Kal much longer! Happy times coming up real soon!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Cookies for you baby!

I really like kind of babbling until it starts to make sense, lol! Poor Mr. Roxy has to put up with this all the time...*G*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

OMG, IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

Either that or plot bunnies are somehow genetically similar to Tribbles.

I know my Muses have been doing some hot sexing but they won't share with me so I could distract myself by writing the hot porn. *headdesk* Selfish Muses! I should quit trying to be NICE to them in my stories and go ahead do stuff like maiming them like my plots originally suggest.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Girl!!! *snorflesnorfle*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*blinks innocently* Yes?

[dawnybee.livejournal.com]

::digs deep into my wallet::

How big of a bribe you need to do the Beatnik J2?

::readies hammer over piggy bank::

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i wish you were writing in some of my fandoms. you could do really interesting things to my favorite characters. *g*

[danceswithgary]

Yummy cookies and if you find that typewriter, please send it my way. *hugs*

[tabaqui]

I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant the Cowboy one. Yes, yes i do. And omfg!! Public Enemy! Who gets the grapefruit?
*sniggers*

I waaaaaaaaant the Beatnik one too. I mean - Howl? Reefer? Free love? YES YES YES YES.
*twirls you*

*noms cookies*

:)

[voldything.livejournal.com]

*grabs all the cookies without sharing and runs away*

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Plot bunnies! We need at least 30 more hours in the day, waaay more caffeine, and for someone to pay us WELL to do all that, huh?

;)

[(Anonymous)]

Crossover with Lex? Please, go on.... :)

--Jessica

[mobiusklein.livejournal.com]

I have SPN ideas all the time but they're usually along the lines of "Dean finds a new partner who's more compatible." I may feel differently when S5 hits.

I like Cowboy SPN.