Hey Everybuggy!

[roxy]

Hi friends!
I'm bored friends, bored to the point of sporking (remember sporks?) my own eyes out. So tell me one thing about yourself. It doesn't have to be anything big, but if you want to shoot some juicy gossip my way, that's cool. Or maybe you need a hug, I can do that too. It won't be as fluffy or cushy as my RL hug, but it also won't have that awkwardness I manage to impart every hug with because I'm never sure how long I should hold on...*koff* so, win/win. Tell me something! I promise not to mock! (unless it's mockworthy, than all bets are off. No judging! No gasping and recoiling in horror!

Help Yer Mother out here. Mind you, I could be washing floors or dusting but I'm counting on ya'll to keep me from that.

Comments

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

You have to promise not to mock me if I tell you. I've never told anyone (seriously) and I'm still terrifically embarrassed about it. You can laugh, but don't mock. Please.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

My darling! I promise with *all* my heart not to mock you!

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Okay.

So, when I was in 11th grade, I was in the play. It was a bad play (a farce on Sleuth that the audience didn't get). At one point, a wall was supposed to fall down. However, early in the play, the wrong wall fell down and almost crushed one of the actors (who happened to have been in a wheelchair, although he didn't need it). So. He decided to jump up and hold the wall.

The audience went crazy. And, well, since the wall was also falling on me,it wasn't planned, and it was hilarious, I had to stop myself from laughing. But it was hard. And then... I sorta wet myself.

Luckily, I was behind something, so people didn't see, but there was a kind of... puddle. Again, luckily, I had a pitcher of water in front of me and I kept pouring it on the floor to cover up what happened. I was terrifically embarrassed (and couldn't stop laughing even so), but I did learn one valuable thing: always go to the bathroom before going onstage.

(Luckily, I learned that lesson before the play that ended with the entire cast piled on top of me).

I have never, ever, never told anyone that. Not even my mother or sister, and I tell them everything.

*bows to you*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

okay, first--you need such a HUG for that because omg, embarrassing! Second--you are smart as HELL because you covered like a godamn PRO! And third--SCORE!!!!!!!! You got AWAY WITH IT, HELL YEAH!!!

*GRIN* you go, girl. ;)

Re: *bows to you*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm really glad I finally told *someone*. :)

Second--you are smart as HELL because you covered like a godamn PRO!

Never thought of it like that. I feel smart now. :)

Thank you!