Ah, there's no whining here ^_~ But it IS true. If I read het, it's usually because a slash writer's responsible. I mean... I remember FFML, and the people who had clearly never SEEN a woman, much less experimented with their own single-hinged joints. OH MY GOD, KNEES DO NOT BEND FORWARDS, BUDDY.

*g* So. Slash writers and their het. It is a truly amazing thing.