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Writing het sex is haaaaaaaaaaaard!! I keep racing through it and having to come back and make it make sense. *pout*

Completely unrelated, the little dog is really cute. Even though he looks more like a miniature dingo than a papillon. We go pees every morning and he's very good about it. To be more specific, he goes pee and I just stand there. I've got many more years before I end up in the back yard going pees. Or start carrying peppermints in my handbag for the nice boys. *koff* Ignore that.

More cute puppy!

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You're writing het sex? To quote someone from earlier, "omg, I love you anyway!" *g* Good luck with it. I've tried it a few times, and it isn't a challenge I enjoy. I hope your couple starts behaving themselves for you...or not, as the case may be.

Cute dog is cute.

Awww, look at this adorable pic! :)

I'm glad you're not peeing in the yard yet.

LOL!!!!!!

Who could have said such a thing???

It's for our story so you're going to have to read it, hah! Also, it's totally dub-con. Or maybe non-con, I'm not sure. :)

ME TOO!
*GRIIIIIN*

My babies, they're so cute! :)

Ack! You are evil! I always suspected it, and now I have proof - making me read het. Eek!

May as well put me down with the Diamond Dog doctor and let him gouge my eyes out *grumble grumble*

Wait. You're writing more of it? Yay! For that I'll even read het! Whee!!!

Still, I'll get my revenge. I've using that icon!

*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*

I mean--evol laughter--Moooo-hahaha!

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

(and yeah, I'm addicted to working on that damn story!)

Oh good lord. Why'd you have to plant an image of you and the pup in the backyard, peeing together!
*flails about*

It's what I do, little lady, it's what I do.

Um, plant bizarre images, not pee in the yard. Wait. Is that still kind of a strange thing to do? Well, at any rate, it's more sanitary....

OMG STOPPIT.
*dies laughing forever*

You're writing het? *looks around for raining fire* Is it the end of the world? *cowers just in case*

*snickers* So glad you're not joining to dog in peeing in the yard. Though, I can see you walking up to good looking young men offering them candy. LOL ;0

Aw! Such a cute puppy!!

I can't even front, the damn dog is adorable. *G*

Right?

"Hey, Sonny, want a...peppermint? It's goooood--hey, where you running to??"

*GRIIIIIIIIIIINS*

The puppy is so cute! And is that your daughter? Lovely photo of her too!

Or start carrying peppermints in my handbag for the nice boys. Does that work? *koff* Just idle curiosity...

Your babies are beautiful!!!!!

i can't write het at all. used to could, but not now. actually, i'm losing my touch for fiction.

wonderful photo! a dingo, though, roxy?!

Slash writers write the *best* het, though. *purrrs* Cute picture!!

Awwwww, two cuties! :-D

Yes, that is my beloved daughter, the light of my life! And thank you, she takes after her daddy in looks. *beams*

well, I find the chloroform and duct tape to be a wee bit more effective but combined with the peppermints....

And thank you!! *BEAMS*

No, really!! If you saw him in real life, you'd know what I mean--he's got this really big nose for a papillon!

Writing! It's horrible! The more I write the harder it is and the slower the words come. Maybe because before I just wanted to get the words out and now, I worry too much about the words themselves. And how do you think you're losing your touch?

Ha! Tell that to my charcters, currently frozen in an awkward position in bed, wondering what the fuck is going to happen next!

And thank you! It's like a little thank you for listening to the whining, :)

RIGHT? *BEAMS*

I'd tell cute puppy stories but this dog is so laid back he's like Cheech and Chong mellow.

Ah, there's no whining here ^_~ But it IS true. If I read het, it's usually because a slash writer's responsible. I mean... I remember FFML, and the people who had clearly never SEEN a woman, much less experimented with their own single-hinged joints. OH MY GOD, KNEES DO NOT BEND FORWARDS, BUDDY.

*g* So. Slash writers and their het. It is a truly amazing thing.

is he a puppy or full-grown? if the former [oops!], maybe he'll grow into that nose. (both my sons went through phases where their noses looked huge on their faces.)

oh, i did manage to finish my nano-story, but i didn't feel inspired this year. maybe i just wore out lewis black. next year, i'll try again with a new obsession, errrr i mean character. ;D

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Baby girl outshines the pup in the pic, but its cute too :)

Heee! I'm a little biased but I agree! Look at that gorgeous face! That's my baby! *GG*

Such cute babies!! :D Awwww!! ♥

And heh. I think I'm one of those freak switch hitters that writes both het and slash-though it's been a while on the latter. It makes me giggle that your writing het freaks others out. ;)

Thank you, love!

Really, they should be freaked out that me writing het means it always ends up bad for all involved! *G* It's just kind of a weird thing, trying to make it hot, trying to avoid words that squick me personally, trying not to get all flowery and stuff, the way I wouldn't writing slash-type sex...ack, m so goofy, I know! :)

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