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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2011-06-05 10:18 pm
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rambling rose

I've been looking at Jared's pics--son! You got matchstick legs! Brave, you wearing shorts and all.

It's weird--I notice lots of guys have little stick legs, no matter how big they are on top. I can't deal with those stick legs. I never did like them--reminds me of a routine Coz used to do, way back in the day, about having skinny legs and doubling up his tube socks to try and disguise it, lol!! You know, Mr. R doesn't have that problem. Man's got nice legs. Riding bikes will do that. Bikers have great legs, very supportive, strong legs. Nice laps...but I digress.

We were talking about Jared's prison yard physique, and his brand new toy. How much you wanna bet this is gonna backfire on him spectacularly? I've been swimming along the outside edge of SpN fandom for a while now, and I gotta tell you, if there's a crazier fandom, well, right now they must be busy eating their young, because SpN is the What The Fuck Now. I go to that gossip site every once in a while, when I feel the need to murder a few hours of my life. It's so fucking addictive, in a horrible way--it's like watching multiple train wrecks happen right in front of you, or like being forced to watch granny strippers. And give them dollars.

Okay, so maybe I'm wandering a bit. My excuse is that BG and I worked all day outside, scrubbing and sweeping and chasing spiders and bees away, making our front porch fit to sit on. I need it comfy--there's going to be vats of coffee to drink and tons of J2 and SpN to read! *happy sigh* I treat the BB like a box of chocolates--you know, you eat all the cremes first, and then the caramels...yeah, gen is the caramel in my box of chocolates, but this is a fandom where the gen almost reads like slash. Canon! *G* How lucky am I?

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
YES!!! But she's not in fandom--she's just a freaking crazy as far as I know--mind you, it's not like there's *not* an element of SpN fandom as batshit crazy as that chick. Reading that stuff starts to really horrify me. How can you live with that crap running around in your head? *shudder*

You know, I was talking to my dear husband Jen--I call him Jen, he calls me Rox, we just love pet names--about the whole thing and it's very upsetting for him. He's a hard working actor, and to have this kind of unpleasantness hanging over his head. Well, you can imagine how it unsettles him, the poor dear. He was barely able to make sweet precious love to me, that's how upset he was. But he bought me diamonds to make up for it--wait, where are you going...? I haven't told you about our wedding yet!

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
*falls down laughing and stays there. . . laughing*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Jen honey, I could swear there's someone rolling around under the bed, laughing. Damn it Jen, that better not be Jared again--I'm starting to get--ooooo! Diamonds again! Thank you honey-bunny!"

[identity profile] rednihilist.livejournal.com 2011-06-06 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*wheezes*