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I've been looking at Jared's pics--son! You got matchstick legs! Brave, you wearing shorts and all.
It's weird--I notice lots of guys have little stick legs, no matter how big they are on top. I can't deal with those stick legs. I never did like them--reminds me of a routine Coz used to do, way back in the day, about having skinny legs and doubling up his tube socks to try and disguise it, lol!! You know, Mr. R doesn't have that problem. Man's got nice legs. Riding bikes will do that. Bikers have great legs, very supportive, strong legs. Nice laps...but I digress.
We were talking about Jared's prison yard physique, and his brand new toy. How much you wanna bet this is gonna backfire on him spectacularly? I've been swimming along the outside edge of SpN fandom for a while now, and I gotta tell you, if there's a crazier fandom, well, right now they must be busy eating their young, because SpN is the What The Fuck Now. I go to that gossip site every once in a while, when I feel the need to murder a few hours of my life. It's so fucking addictive, in a horrible way--it's like watching multiple train wrecks happen right in front of you, or like being forced to watch granny strippers. And give them dollars.
Okay, so maybe I'm wandering a bit. My excuse is that BG and I worked all day outside, scrubbing and sweeping and chasing spiders and bees away, making our front porch fit to sit on. I need it comfy--there's going to be vats of coffee to drink and tons of J2 and SpN to read! *happy sigh* I treat the BB like a box of chocolates--you know, you eat all the cremes first, and then the caramels...yeah, gen is the caramel in my box of chocolates, but this is a fandom where the gen almost reads like slash. Canon! *G* How lucky am I?
It's weird--I notice lots of guys have little stick legs, no matter how big they are on top. I can't deal with those stick legs. I never did like them--reminds me of a routine Coz used to do, way back in the day, about having skinny legs and doubling up his tube socks to try and disguise it, lol!! You know, Mr. R doesn't have that problem. Man's got nice legs. Riding bikes will do that. Bikers have great legs, very supportive, strong legs. Nice laps...but I digress.
We were talking about Jared's prison yard physique, and his brand new toy. How much you wanna bet this is gonna backfire on him spectacularly? I've been swimming along the outside edge of SpN fandom for a while now, and I gotta tell you, if there's a crazier fandom, well, right now they must be busy eating their young, because SpN is the What The Fuck Now. I go to that gossip site every once in a while, when I feel the need to murder a few hours of my life. It's so fucking addictive, in a horrible way--it's like watching multiple train wrecks happen right in front of you, or like being forced to watch granny strippers. And give them dollars.
Okay, so maybe I'm wandering a bit. My excuse is that BG and I worked all day outside, scrubbing and sweeping and chasing spiders and bees away, making our front porch fit to sit on. I need it comfy--there's going to be vats of coffee to drink and tons of J2 and SpN to read! *happy sigh* I treat the BB like a box of chocolates--you know, you eat all the cremes first, and then the caramels...yeah, gen is the caramel in my box of chocolates, but this is a fandom where the gen almost reads like slash. Canon! *G* How lucky am I?
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And if they do, they're just as likely to break a hip trying to come after me, so my chances of escape are good.
Granny zombie strippers come lurching after you, moaning, "Make it--make it, rain, make it rain...with BRRRAAAAAAAIIINS--"
Listen, that JDM thing confounds me, but more puzzling and ANNOYING is making Tom Welling the bad guy--Thomas! The sweetest, nicest person ever!! Grrrrrr
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So wait... Stripper Granny Zombies are lurching after me whilst sing-groaning Tom Waits songs with ad-libbing? SCARY. I like Waits, but not the Stripper Granny Zombie cover I have going in my head now. THANKS, ROXY.
I've never read fic where Thomas is the bad guy, per se, but they make him a creeper a lot of the time. JDM = Evil RPS Character; Tom Welling = Creepy Guy Having a Wank in Your Shrubs RPS character. Either that or they make Thomas quite dimwitted, which... okay, I adore him and want to touch him inappropriately, but that makes much more sense to me than making him creepy-weird. We need to get to the bottom of why these things happen to nice boys in slash fics.