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Dear my friends!
I have a day off tomorrow--what should I do? Suggest something, anything! Tell me what to do, oh grand and glorious flist! Should I run away and join the circus? I could be the bearded fat lady...or should I finally become the ninja assassin I always wanted to be--that might not work out all that well since I can only assassinate on weekends, what with the job and all. Though, I could combine the job, fitting room person and N.A., right? I could silently and stealthily whack folks who won't bring their shit back out of the fitting room and then hide their bodies up in the drop ceiling--*KOFF* Not like I've been thinking about it or anything, goodness no. Gosh, not me.
Help me out, friends and by help me out I mean entertain me. :)
Help me out, friends and by help me out I mean entertain me. :)

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:)
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Yeah, I'll spend the day watching my boys and sucking up the rootbeers! ;)
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Though I must confess that I am fascinated by the thought of you as a ninja. I'm suggesting sneak attacks. Jump out at the Mister all kitted out in your new fandangled ninja-garb at various times tomorrow. Begin your bouts of daring-do where any good fashion-minded superhero is born -- at home, dressed in black (or primary colors -- or make a stand and go pink and glittery), next to the a/c unit.
Oh, and watch some early Smallville eps just for me. ;)
HECK YEAH!!!
You made me scare the dog! *still laughing*
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write for your fave adopted girl - she even provides visuals for youfantasize about pretty pretty boys, doing dirty bad things to each other. You know, like mud wrestling, or pudding wrestling, or since it's so hot... ice cream wrestling with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.Damn... now I'm hungry for a sundae (preferably served on top of one of those pretty pretty boys. *G* ♥
who loves you?? *GGG*
on these guysin pretty dishes and spend the weekend looking at *all* the pretty boys!Get packed, I'll send Mr. R! ;)
Re: who loves you?? *GGG*
*runs off to pack* ;)
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<3
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Or I could vacuum and dust like I so desperately need to...NAHHHHH!!!
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:D
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forcetempt into going with me!I'll haunt Netflix, turn up the AC and charge myself outrageous amounts of money for a box of candy! ;)
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Me, i was thinking you should get your porn on. Use Mr. Roxy for some inspiration and then, you know...feed the starving masses.
*that would be us, by the way*
:)
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And, yeah, sure I'll write about it, riiiiighht. *koff*
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*dies laughing*
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I try my best... *GGG*