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roxy ([personal profile] roxy) wrote2012-07-05 10:14 pm

Dear my friends!

I have a day off tomorrow--what should I do? Suggest something, anything! Tell me what to do, oh grand and glorious flist! Should I run away and join the circus? I could be the bearded fat lady...or should I finally become the ninja assassin I always wanted to be--that might not work out all that well since I can only assassinate on weekends, what with the job and all. Though, I could combine the job, fitting room person and N.A., right? I could silently and stealthily whack folks who won't bring their shit back out of the fitting room and then hide their bodies up in the drop ceiling--*KOFF* Not like I've been thinking about it or anything, goodness no. Gosh, not me.

Help me out, friends and by help me out I mean entertain me. :)

[identity profile] tuckercat2.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my, I like that idea! Can I help???

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yes!! All you need is a mask, some gloves, and chocolate chip cookies. Because all that lifting and strangling is gonna work up an appetite, I'll bet! :)

[identity profile] tuckercat2.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Chocolate & peanut butter cookies! I am so there! Cleaned up a few dressing rooms in my day... and fast food bathrooms YUCK!!!!! LOL!

[identity profile] lexophilia.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should put your feet up, sip on a nice beverage, and watch some old school Season 1 episodes of The Farmboy and His Billionaire Lover.

:)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, that is the best idea! I'd love to drink in some Clex with a nice cold beverage! :)

[identity profile] mdlaw.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Since it's going to be about 150 degrees there tomorrow, I'd say crank the ac way down..don't think about the bill....drink lots of cold drinks....and watch some pretty boys being pretty. Not as exciting as the ninja idea, but way cooler. m :)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You are right--those skin- tight black costumes are really really uncomfortable--factor in the heat and ew!

Yeah, I'll spend the day watching my boys and sucking up the rootbeers! ;)

[identity profile] day221b.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Methinks that it's too hot to go cavorting out in public, righting apparel wrongs.

Though I must confess that I am fascinated by the thought of you as a ninja. I'm suggesting sneak attacks. Jump out at the Mister all kitted out in your new fandangled ninja-garb at various times tomorrow. Begin your bouts of daring-do where any good fashion-minded superhero is born -- at home, dressed in black (or primary colors -- or make a stand and go pink and glittery), next to the a/c unit.

Oh, and watch some early Smallville eps just for me. ;)

HECK YEAH!!!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
*FALLS DOWN LAUGHING*!!!!!!

You made me scare the dog! *still laughing*

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
While joining the circus and becoming a ninja assassin are both aweome ideas, why not just kick back, relax and write for your fave adopted girl - she even provides visuals for you fantasize about pretty pretty boys, doing dirty bad things to each other. You know, like mud wrestling, or pudding wrestling, or since it's so hot... ice cream wrestling with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.

Damn... now I'm hungry for a sundae (preferably served on top of one of those pretty pretty boys. *G* ♥

who loves you?? *GGG*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh, okay so what we do is make sundaes on these guys in pretty dishes and spend the weekend looking at *all* the pretty boys!

Get packed, I'll send Mr. R! ;)

Re: who loves you?? *GGG*

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Can you think of a better way to spend a weekend?

*runs off to pack* ;)

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Go to Panera, drink coffee, and hang out with your computer! Oh wait, that's me.

<3

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But you have the very best plans! I could combine everyone's suggestions and be a very happy roxy! :)

Or I could vacuum and dust like I so desperately need to...NAHHHHH!!!

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, nooooooooo.... *shudders in horror*

:D

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
See, you understand me! :)

[identity profile] aurora-bee.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Go to the cinema. I'm going to be doing that a lot on my week off :)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no one to force tempt into going with me!

I'll haunt Netflix, turn up the AC and charge myself outrageous amounts of money for a box of candy! ;)
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2012-07-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*twirls you*

Me, i was thinking you should get your porn on. Use Mr. Roxy for some inspiration and then, you know...feed the starving masses.

*that would be us, by the way*

:)

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmm. I think that's a darn good idea. I like the inspiration part. I think I should get inspired. I think I should get inspired until the bed walks across the floor and the neighbors call the cops.


And, yeah, sure I'll write about it, riiiiighht. *koff*
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2012-07-06 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, Ms. Thang, you so *nasty*.
*dies laughing*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2012-07-06 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*brush my shoulder off*

I try my best... *GGG*