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hey everybody!
Guess what this is? It's my birthday month! Yes, August, the month in which we celebrate the appearance of me--mumbly boring oldname I changed to roxy as soon as I was able. It is a long name isn't it? Just call me roxy for short. :D
So, as usual, we celebrate my natal event with large gifts of cash and nummy green-eyed men. Feel free to send checks if the gold filled chests are too heavy to drag to the post office. As for the nummy young men, those crates with holes drilled in didn't work so well so this year, I have a new plan. (cunning, of course). Put those boys in a BMW and have them drive to my house! I'll really appreciate the BMW as Mommy Van is getting a little long in the tooth. But mizz rose, you say, you already have a green-eyed man and while no longer quite young, there's much to be said for experience. Yes, I reply but if a little is good, then isn't a lot always BETTER? Besides, a little extra help around the house would be nice. Mr. R can't carry the load by himself all the time. Also, could you explain to him why this help is a good thing? You know he'll listen to ya'll. If he refuses to agree, than a pony would be good.
DAY 1!! HaWoooot!
So, as usual, we celebrate my natal event with large gifts of cash and nummy green-eyed men. Feel free to send checks if the gold filled chests are too heavy to drag to the post office. As for the nummy young men, those crates with holes drilled in didn't work so well so this year, I have a new plan. (cunning, of course). Put those boys in a BMW and have them drive to my house! I'll really appreciate the BMW as Mommy Van is getting a little long in the tooth. But mizz rose, you say, you already have a green-eyed man and while no longer quite young, there's much to be said for experience. Yes, I reply but if a little is good, then isn't a lot always BETTER? Besides, a little extra help around the house would be nice. Mr. R can't carry the load by himself all the time. Also, could you explain to him why this help is a good thing? You know he'll listen to ya'll. If he refuses to agree, than a pony would be good.
DAY 1!! HaWoooot!
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hehehehehhe
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Both a very merry birthday-month and a very merry un-birthday-day to you. :)
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See if you can't exchange him for a pony...or some brownies, I love brownies. (but don't tell him i'd rather have brownies!!)
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What about a chest of chocolate coins? Nah--they'd probably just steal them...bastards. :(
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It'll be a party every day! :D
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I will fly there, and we will search through every cafe and restaurant and club and...Mr. R will just have to be patient, it might take a while....
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*snort*
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*smiles all innocent like*
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And what a lovely month it's shaping up to be!
*twirls you*
*contemplates BMW colors*
:)
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Or this:
Or this!
Whooooooo!
:)
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I applaud all of your plans/suggestions regarding money and men!!!
*smishes you*
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We will show birthday solidarity! Yay, August, the month of winners!!!
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gosh, where am I gonna hide all these guys...fantasy/reality? What? What's that?
*GGGG*
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That's what we aim for! ;)
And thank you, thank you, as stated we'll be here all month... :D
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THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER!!!!! (as long as I'm sneaky....)
:D
*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS*
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SOMETHING FOR ME?? OOOOOOO!!!
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Thank you!! Ooo, pony!! A little brown pony would be nice but goodness, I'm not picky, no!
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omg, girl, don't tease...
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Hmm... I don't know any green-eyed guys, but I could get green contacts for Ori and send him your way. Then of course, you know I'd have to personally deliver him, right? *G*
Doesn't Mr. Roxy know the more houseboys you have, the more time you have for each other. ;)