The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2014

[roxy]

The tears of her loneliness rolled from her cheeks and fell upon the steaming pavement outside a second-rate shopping center in Torrance, California, those tears quickly evaporating in the heat and turning into molecularized water vapor that was gradually pulled into the upper atmosphere and slowly dispersed across the planet until, many years later, a few of the molecules descended upon Riomaggiore, Italy, where they were inhaled by her soul-mate, Giorgio Abatangelo whom she would never, ever, meet. — Michael Shaw, Rockville, MD

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[firesign10.livejournal.com]

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I feel really good right now..........

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YAY!!! I'm so glad! they're great, aren't they? :D

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's an impressive sentence right there!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?? LOL!!

[rockstarpeach.livejournal.com]

Wow, some of those are absolutely brilliant!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

They are--they're breathtaking, some of them! :D

[tabaqui]

Heeeeee!
Omg, that's perfect!
:)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Just perfect as a refreshing break from writing!

[tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com]

I adore this contest :D

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

I think it's just the funniest thing--one of my favs too!

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing. Each is brilliant in it's terribleness.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Right? They're like little gems of horribleness! :D

[complicat]

Heheh, these are fabulous!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

They're a hoot to read!

SV fandom did a Bulwer-Lytton a bazillion years ago, I remember it being a lot of fun! :)