how I spent my summer and part of my fall discovering Jared and Jensen's love affair

[roxy]

Guess what my secret hobby is? And no, it's not blocking alien mind probes! I've been obsessed addicted sucking up this shit like crack mildly interested in the possibility of J2ism since the summer.

I can't help it, nothing makes me happier than swimming through the 'why J2 is truly J2' waters. It really does makes me happy. And it makes me laugh—like, really, *really* hard. But not in a mean way, you understand. It's fun, like collecting figurines or learning how to line dance. It's a back and forth kind of tango, you know. "Ach, you're crazy, cha-cha-cha, but then again, look at that *face* he's making at him, cha-cha-cha."

There's this sneaking little Judy Tenuta voice in the back if my head saying:



Except, of course, that the Padaleckis are the worlds most adorable couple. Look at their faces when they're together. They don't just love each, they like each other too, they touch a lot, they laugh a lot...so happy together they look a little like that other couple…*koffJaredJensenkoff*


And then we have Jensen and his bride Daneel, who has the most magnificent boobies ever. In picture after picture, you can tell that...yes, they know each other.

Maybe.


Mizz Rose, I hear you sigh, you've been known to be a crazee azz bitch on occasion, but this takes the cake, And I would say, yes, and it is a big old cake, with unicorns sprinkles.



Sparkly unicorn sprinkles.




My friends, Yer Mother has picked apart the evidence, examined photos with all the dedication and obsession of treasure seeker, and well…it all boils down to this.

I haven't seen a damn thing that corroborates my—what do I call it? Obsession? Delusion? Flight of Fantasy? Flaming Idiocy?

Because this look—



is hardly more intense than this look.




This look? Is not real. But I like it anyway.



I pack up my tinhat and throw open the curtains. It's a bright sunny day, clear of delusions. I can go on with my life, stop wasting all my waking moments thinking of fictional love affairs and get back to the business of writing them.


But then, I find this....




*refolds tin fedora*


So. Done.
Finito.



There you have it, folks. Can I pour anyone a nice, cold refreshing glass of WTF? Would you like a little sprig of mint to go with? ;D

Comments

[nomango.livejournal.com]

*jensen unicorn*.... why!!!!? *GGGGG* shrieking laughter is the order of the day - thanks again, miss rose :)

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

It's truly the most tantalizing thing!!!! That hand thing - whaaaaaaaaat?? I had to watch it over and over unable to believe my eyes. I know there was another one recently too - chicon? torcon? i can't remember and haven't re-found it yet. Even at New Jersey ther.e was Jared brushing up Jensen's thigh when he climbed back on the stage during gold panel (check the video!). The pic from acl - the one i used for the story - my husband and his bestie love each other, but they do not tuck into each other like Jenga pieces.

I'll also say that in the jared kissing Jensen pic, Jensen looks like that as he's looking AT Jared. In the misha one, he's looking away.

Ahhhh those boys.....

oh, and i finally watched ten inch hero. gotta agree that those are some damn fine boobies!!!

<3<3<3

[sweptawaybayou.livejournal.com]

i know, i know ... right there with you. From back in the Kane/Boreanaz dayz.

:D

[bellona-rpg.livejournal.com]

If you will indulge a complete noob here ... that picture with the creeping hands: is it Jared to the left (of the viewer) and Jensen to the right? Then who is in between? (Inquiring minds want to know!)

[wind-storms.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I came here looking for a WD post, but this is even better!

Honestly I still go back and forth on it. Sometimes I think there's no way they're together, and then something like that handholding or the ACL pic comes out and, well...

It's a lovely fantasy. Maybe that's all it is, but maybe it's not. I love the boys and have no problems with their wives. I just hope everyone is happy regardless of what the truth is.

[tabaqui]

Heeeeeeeeeeeee!! Oh, man. Me, I'm all 'yeah, no'. But it doesn't bother me, because they're just so fucking cute together, i'm fine with it.
Plus, you know...fanfic. :)

The unicorn cake is awesome, but Mr. Ackles in unicorn-play gear is just....
*falls down ded*

:)

*luffs*

[fanspired]

Ah yes. The J2/Padalecki dilemma. It's a puzzle, to be sure. Maybe they're all living in a polyamorous collective :)))

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

Hunny loooooooooooook at my icon....and I LOVE your thought processes.....
I am loike "give me positive proof"...strange thang to say as a Christian....rofl....BUT the hands.....man why why why????....lol...

[gingersnap1224.livejournal.com]

The fact that you used a Judy Tenuta gif make you the Petite Flower Queen! All hail!

I am so obsessed with this whole are they, aren't they thing it's ridiculous. I just can't get enough.

[silsbee329.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure my brain believes it. But my brain also likes to believe they haven't acted on it. YET. (oooh, my heart sped up just thinking about it... ) I'm just saying.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
omg, i'm so embarrassed.

[agent-jl36.livejournal.com]