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8/21/13 05:06 pmFor heaven's sake! In all the excitement, I forgot to wish my dear, dear friend, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
askellington, a happy birthday. Amazingly, we share the same birth day! I KNOW! what a coincidence, no? Yes!
I've knownaskellington all my life and they are a charming gentle being, ready with a friendly hello and a hey-nonny when required. They can be a strict task...person when needed, though. Just the other day, while lunching with the Pope, A (i call them A) scolded him (but gently) for not fully supporting complete equality for all beings. And then bought the Pope ice-cream because--tears, old men, not pretty. Occasionally A has to telephone a certain semi-barely known actress and beg them not to walk the carpet in whatever ensemble they'd chosen, sometimes successfully, sometimes painfully not--but I digress!! I wanted to share just what a kind, decent, unback-stabby being askellington is, but I think we all know, don;t we?
Happy Birthday, A darling, I hope it was delightful!
Askellington, fift-mummble, mummble years old and still, skin like a baby's bottom!
askellington, a happy birthday. Amazingly, we share the same birth day! I KNOW! what a coincidence, no? Yes! I've known
askellington all my life and they are a charming gentle being, ready with a friendly hello and a hey-nonny when required. They can be a strict task...person when needed, though. Just the other day, while lunching with the Pope, A (i call them A) scolded him (but gently) for not fully supporting complete equality for all beings. And then bought the Pope ice-cream because--tears, old men, not pretty. Occasionally A has to telephone a certain semi-barely known actress and beg them not to walk the carpet in whatever ensemble they'd chosen, sometimes successfully, sometimes painfully not--but I digress!! I wanted to share just what a kind, decent, unback-stabby being askellington is, but I think we all know, don;t we?Happy Birthday, A darling, I hope it was delightful!
Askellington, fift-mummble, mummble years old and still, skin like a baby's bottom!
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Oh, Daneel, how oddly and totally fascinated I am by your boobies--I mean--congratulations!
Don't hate, but there's a celebrity sex tape I might actually want to watch. What? I'm writing! These things pop in my head when I'm writing.
Actually, I tell a lie. I just spent two hours arranging my icons and pics. Some folks changed their names, or I had icons incorrectly tagged. *sniff* Deleted a bunch I snagged somehow without crediting and I don't like to use uncredited art. I also cleaned the bathroom, the guest room (or BG's former room), ran a load of laundry, dumped some stuff that magically turned from treasured articles to junk with the passage of the years--Yo, does anybody know what the fuck this thing is? No? Than why've we got it, fercrisake--it was a busy day. Ran up to my beloved littletoldthestars's with Uncle Daddy and he fixed her bike tire and we talked about our stories (and oh my god the one she's working on now--fabulous!) And this, this is what I do to get out of writing.
What a whack-a-loon!!
Don't hate, but there's a celebrity sex tape I might actually want to watch. What? I'm writing! These things pop in my head when I'm writing.
Actually, I tell a lie. I just spent two hours arranging my icons and pics. Some folks changed their names, or I had icons incorrectly tagged. *sniff* Deleted a bunch I snagged somehow without crediting and I don't like to use uncredited art. I also cleaned the bathroom, the guest room (or BG's former room), ran a load of laundry, dumped some stuff that magically turned from treasured articles to junk with the passage of the years--Yo, does anybody know what the fuck this thing is? No? Than why've we got it, fercrisake--it was a busy day. Ran up to my beloved little
toldthestars's with Uncle Daddy and he fixed her bike tire and we talked about our stories (and oh my god the one she's working on now--fabulous!) And this, this is what I do to get out of writing. What a whack-a-loon!!
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