They say it's your birthday....
8/19/15 10:18 pmThank you all so much for your lovely birthday wishes--I'll answer everyone soon, but my internet is running as slow as mating slugs, so it's going to take a bit. In the meantime, can't let this day go by without wishing my soulmate a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, old friend. No one knows me better than you. Thank god I run no risk of blackmail or spillage of questionable beans when it comes to you. No one will ever know about that party in the woods that one night back in 1975, or that horrible wardrobe malfunction that one time, or that awful thing that time during sex that...nah, actually that was kinda funny....
Anyhoo, love you, A--you're a sock after my own heart. Sixty-one looks like fuzzy, warm cashmere on you, baby.

Happy birthday, old friend. No one knows me better than you. Thank god I run no risk of blackmail or spillage of questionable beans when it comes to you. No one will ever know about that party in the woods that one night back in 1975, or that horrible wardrobe malfunction that one time, or that awful thing that time during sex that...nah, actually that was kinda funny....
Anyhoo, love you, A--you're a sock after my own heart. Sixty-one looks like fuzzy, warm cashmere on you, baby.

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