Ahem...It's been brought to my attention by *koffnonameskoff* that The Big Echoey space is perhaps...a little skewed, morality-wise. Well, I just don't know what to say about that. I happen to think that Big Echoey is a place where we learn important lessons about life, what to do, and what not to do--for instance, don't give your boyfriend a RedK colonic--okay, this may have been implied, but--words to live by if your name is Lex. Also-- drugs are very bad. Don't steal, it's nasty and tacky. Lying-also a tacky, tacky thing to do, and besides people won't pay attention to you after a while and your invitations will drop-unless you're lying about your sex life--make it good and we'll invite you!
And, don't keep your make-up past six months, never save your sandwich on your night table to eat in the morning,it's okay in certain circumstances to wear white after Labour Day. No dating your girl-friend's ex--ever. Call me old school but it just shouldn't be done. Morals, people, morals. Establish before hand, spit or swallow.*nod* perhaps not a moral issue, but still, important. No need to thank me-- these are gifts I give back to the community.
If you have a question of morality, please feel free to ask me what I think, I may be able to help in some small way *modestly blushes* Sadly, I don't handle the life or death issues here, after all, I'm simply a humble purveyor of porn and thus not qualified for the Big Picture. *radiates humbleness of a quality so sterling, it shineth like the sun*
Anyhoo-- enough about me! Porn?
Part Twelve is here.( Strange Boys or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Game.Part Thirteen. )