Roxy, Mizz Rose

...and here we are at the end!
I set out to prove to myself and some nay-sayers that I could write shmoop, and for the most part, I did. Saaaaay...are those pigs I see flying overhead?

It was a lot of fun, and I had a lot of help, thanks so much to mecurtin, without you, this would have sucked hard all over. Thusly, I dedicate this little story to you, with tons of thanks!

So now we know, that deep down, I’m a kind and loving person who very much enjoys a gently steaming cup of shmoop—and not at all the kind of perv that would write Clark floating outside of Lex and Lucas’ bedroom window and jerkin…

Oh! The Previous Parts would like you to know that they also are a kind and loving bunch and that they are not related so it’s all okay and in good clean fun…whoooo—hard to say that without laughing!

( L&C The End )

Heeey! Remember us? Lex and Clark in Europe? Yeah, it’s been a while—but our friends The Previous Parts are here to refresh your memories if need be!

For those of you who want to know what’s next, here is a fresh new bit of L&C Do Europe!

This bit is rated 4 for sexual content. There’s just going to be a whole lot of P in this Porn With a soupcon of Plot from now on—I hope you can handle it!
Anyhooz—here’s the next part

( Part 22 )

This is the next part of L&C. It’s been a while, goodness. I hope you like it, it was great fun writing parts of it. *G*. I think you’ll know which parts. Please to be enjoying a fresh helping of L&C.
Previous Parts are here, walking their puppy on the leash, aww! Say, wait a minute-- that’s not a puppy….

( L&C part 20 )

Dance with me! Okay, then, just read my story?
Here she is, the next part of L&C. *holds it up* Kiss it’s little cheek—c’mon, kiss it!!

*Sigh*

Previous Parts are all here, wearing your pop’s underwear on their heads. Yes. All of them. One pair of undies, yes…*shudder


( L& C part 18 )

Here *finally,* is the next part of L&C Do Europe.
I know I took way too long but boy, this was tough to write. I came smack up against the wall of WTF. But, I think at last I’m back on track. At least the boys are headed in the direction I wanted them to go. Kind of.

At any rate, here are the previous parts, trying to hook up with a group of Amazon chanters that strangely appeared one evening in the back yard. Run Amazon chanters, run!

( Part 16 )

Whew! Okay, here it is, unchecked, *shudder* but I want to move along swiftly, strike while the iron is hot, you know? So this bit’s a little longer than the others, for those of you who’ve been waiting, heh—I hope this makes up for it. Thanks again to mecurtin, without whom this story would be …aromatic. She didn’t get a chance to look this bit over so any huge glaring boo-boos are all mine. Thanks also to thecaelum who helped me out of the ditch my brain fell into. Kiss you!

The Previous parts of L&C are here, awww-- playing with pick up sticks…oh my god, no, no--don’t look!

( part 14 )

Thank you herohunter, beloved! *kiss*

All previous parts are here, enjoying fava beans with a nice chianti.

Welcome to part 11 of this little trip. Now, I want you all to click your heels together three times and say, “there’s no stuff like porn, there’s no stuff like porn!” and maybe we’ll get some. ‘Cause not happening here tonight. *sigh* These boys are getting harder and harder to get together. So, in the interest of sex happiness, we’re going to cut our Italian journey short. It’s okay, it’ll be…improved. *nods*. Really.
Love you!

( “All )

eta: not only can i not spell, i can't count....

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8

Thanks to mecurtin for her help! This part is rated “awwww! It’s clean!”

Bon Voyage, oh City of Lights! Next stop....


( part 9 )

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

More L&C, still no sex. Not Yet. Sex is coming my friends, oh yes…in fact, I can tell you, there’s going to be lots and lots of sex. Oh yes.
Well, I might be exaggerating a little. Maybe not lots and lots…but some for sure. Only not this go round.

Well, my stars, enough of my rambling little blather, let’s tune in to some fic shall we/

( L&C’s European Vacation Part 7 )

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4




A short section, my friends. I got side-tracked by Alexei, wicked little thing. Why is it that you know exactly how a thing is supposed to go and then as soon as you start working on it becomes something else? Why?

Off we go into uncharted space here--just play along and when I get it glaringly wrong, just let it go...



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