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Dear Anderson Cooper,
So. You don't return my calls , you don't answer my e-mail and all my letters are being returned. I'm not dense Anderson Cooper. I know whats going on. Someone is trying to keep us apart.But don't worry my beloved Anderson Cooper. I'll keep trying to get to you- just like I used to try to get to Josh Hartnett but I fell out of love with him and you know, that whole court thing-- tacky!
Love,
Roxy
P.S. If you hear from some guy named Harrison Ford, don't pay attention, he's a bitter old man.
P.P.S.ditto if you hear from Lou Reed. Or Samuel Jackson.
P.P.P.S also, Gary, Eric,Jake,Johnny,Brad,Michael, Michael,Marc,James,Jason...
So. You don't return my calls , you don't answer my e-mail and all my letters are being returned. I'm not dense Anderson Cooper. I know whats going on. Someone is trying to keep us apart.But don't worry my beloved Anderson Cooper. I'll keep trying to get to you- just like I used to try to get to Josh Hartnett but I fell out of love with him and you know, that whole court thing-- tacky!
Love,
Roxy
P.S. If you hear from some guy named Harrison Ford, don't pay attention, he's a bitter old man.
P.P.S.ditto if you hear from Lou Reed. Or Samuel Jackson.
P.P.P.S also, Gary, Eric,Jake,Johnny,Brad,Michael, Michael,Marc,James,Jason...
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in my head, you sound like hugo weaving in matrix.
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