More whining--it's what I do.

[roxy]

If I don't shed these fics soon, I'm going to be having Christmas in the garage. Mr.'s at the end of his rope. Dang. *types furiously* I'm getting to the good parts in everything though--plus guess who's hanging around! Bruuuuuuce. (hey babee, how you doin'?...) I thank mkitty_03 and her wonderful vid that thecaelum reminded me to watch (again) so I did and Bruce said, "Hey...what if..."

In other news, I wanted to share with you my holiday thoughts. Do you know what time of year it is? It's the time of year my brothers and sisters of Western European extraction ask me, "So,this Kwanza thing? What do you do for that? And should I get you a card?"

First of all and most importantly, yes, get me a card and put some mo-fuckin' money in it.

Secondly, I have no fricken' idea. That's like me assuming everyone around me is celebrating Christmas- guess what? No. Not eveyone is. I'm sure it's a lovely celebration full of meaning and salut to my friends who celebrate. Good on ya.

Me? I'm with the wrapping and unwrapping of material goods. Come on, you know that's why you like it. Good will to men my ample hindparts.

Give me the booty! Arrg.

Gifts will do as well. And lucky you, you have ten more shopping days to get me a great big expensive mind boggling gift. Something that says disgusting display of materialistic values will do nicely.


(seriously, the person who gifted me, pleeeeease let me know-- I want to do something for you...drop me a hint.)

Comments

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! Do I hear the sounds of "Exiled"?

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Exiled? Exiled? I've put that puppy behind me, wrapped up, stamped, signed and pressed like an orchid into the memory books. It is an ex-WIP. Unless you're volunteering to help whip it into post lj condition so's I can SSA it... Hey! No running!

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Mhahahaha. Read pornWhip "Exiled"? Why, I think yes, I would like to do it. Probably not before the New Year, though.

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! I mean, sure of course, thank you, when you have time, *koff* Thank you! *BIGCHEESYGRIN*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

And gosh how I loooove your icon *sigh*

[fromward.livejournal.com]

Mine?

If so, farferello made it! :)

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ah-- she is brill!

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

Arrrggghh, the booty.
Remember to get some booty for good ol steve, that rapscallion!
You know, Steve, who runs the projectaarrrrr. His movies are PG, never Arrrrrrr!


*dies in a laughing fit. Doctors wander in, briefly examine the body. "Yes, that's right Johnson. She died of Essayitis. Trying to write 12 pages in one day just made her crack like an overripe melon. In fact, I'll beat a closer examination of this cadaver will show she is actually a large cantalope."*

Oh man.

[xsevenstitchesx.livejournal.com]

ps lookie! I made that icon in miserable stupid fin paint!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, what a cute icon! good on you!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh nooooo! Help me Pirate Steve! My melon-collie baby has expired! heeeeee! I know you're suffering my darlin gbut soon you'll be pinching ass visiting the green hills of Ireland, and this will all be as a horrible dream. Yesa. Ass. Oops! Did I type that?