"I got blisters on my fingers!!!!!!!"

[roxy]

I was blissfully unaware of Katy Perry until a few days ago, and now, I hate her and her candy covered dress with a fiery hate that is only surpassed by the searing pain in my fingertips which I have burned with hot glue over and over, to the point where sympathetic looks have changed into "omg, how are you so stupid?" looks. If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

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[lastscorpion]

If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

That sounds totally fair to me. :-D

[from]

HAHAHA. Okay, I thought you were just 'having fun' hotgluegunning but now I realize it's for Halloween. Okay. Makes more sense now. Was worried there's a new cupcake dress trend.

If my niece (the one with a Katy Perry loving child) ever doubts my love, I will kick her ass, and then cover her with little plastic cupcakes. Which I will hot glue to her.

Violence shouldn't be this funny but it is.

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Ugh, Katy Perry. My sympathies, hon. You're my lj-Ringo, you are! XD *HUGS*

*dodges chucked drum sticks*

[peepingdru.livejournal.com]

Not fuuny?*runs away giggling*...::DD

[tabaqui]

!!!!!!
What in the world are you doing??
*sends cabana boys with perfumed ice baths for your poor fingers*

Here, i think *this* Katy Perry song will make you smile. :)

[jesseofthenorth.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that... it's a terrible thing being related to someone with such dubious musical taste. I suggest introducing her to Rob Zombie
It's got a beat and you can dance to it :D

[chemm80]

I actually got a prompt recently in a fic exchange that consisted almost entirely of Katy Perry lyrics. I am not even exaggerating. Feel better now? :\

[twinsarein.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it's a very good think that I have no idea who you're talking about. So much so, that I'm going to resist Googling her. *pets you and soaks your poor fingers in cool water*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Aww! I kinda like Katy Perry... at least her music. Her dresses are amusing, but I wouldn't want to dress like her. You are clearly either a crazy or very awesome aunt. lol

*kisses your poor blistered fingers*

[coneyislandbaby]

I actually like Katy Perry's music but I would NOT want to try to make any of her costumes at all. Only people with the money to pay dressmakers and look cute (like she does) should attempt it. You're an amazing aunt for doing it, though, Roxy.

Her music reminds me a lot of the music of the fifties and sixties actually.

[locknkey.livejournal.com]

Not that I would have any experience with this, but when hot gluing it's a good idea to keep a bowl of cool water large enough to dunk an arm in nearby. This relieves the pain ASAP and keeps you from ripping out an 1/8" of skin pulling the hot glue off - not that I would know or anything. *traumatized*