...about the angsty stuff which is not going to lighten up any time soon, so, to make you feel better, I've decided to do something nice for you!
*leaps out in clown costume* Ah? Hanh? Better? hmmm.
*juggles knife, hand grenade, pin for hand grenade and jello jiggler* Ah? Ah? Better?
*shrugs, tosses knife, handgrenade and pin over shoulder, eats jiggler.*
Hmmm.*Explosion makes clown pants flap in breeze.*
Wait! I have it! how about..cookies!!??
I mean ...PORN?
How about some Target porn?
and if you squinch your eyes and look real careful, you might just see a little Roxy-Sue.
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( Read more... )and many thanks to my little
fromward who planted this in my mind!