Help!

[roxy]

I'm feeling all disgustingly needy and whiny...could someone please tell me I'm not boring? No wait, could you tell me I'm cute...no, no! tell me my ass isn't flat--or too wide...Oo! Tell me I'm funny...I'm not feeling too funny today. Sigh. I just feel crappy and I shouldn't, things are going well.
Bleeeergh. Oh well. Whining is my middle name. no, really, it is. I swear!
Okay, I'm lying. Ann is my middle name. but it' such a boring name. My name is boring.... *sigh*
Help?

Comments

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention slaves.....cause see, I've been collecting research on this idea....ever since I saw something on the History Channel about the Ottoman Empire, and how there were not only female harems....there were also male harems. So of course I immediately got a plot bunny for Slave Master Methos. And Clark would make such a pretty harem boy. And Lex, well, I suppose he's going to insist on being Sultan. *snerk*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

AAAACCKK!!! What do you want? Anything I have is yours, just pleeeeaase write that!

I loooove historic AU's! It's the new crack. *nods*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

And the funny thing is, it would be AU on the SV side, but not necessarily for HL. Methos could very well have been there. *g*

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Sultan?

Somehow I can't see Lex in those shoes and poofy hat, but the leader on horse back of a raiding clan?

Oh yeah, that I can see...particularly the image of Clark in his barely there tunic (and chains?) looking up to see Lex sword raised in triumph or directing other horse back raiders or something... maybe after striking down a guard who was about to abuse Clark... oooh Roxymissrose is right... this is addictive.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no frou frou clothes for this Sultan. I had more in mind of open robes that show a lot of bare chest. And bare feet. Yessss......more along the lines of Yul Brynner in The King and I. *makes more mental notes*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OY! *faints*