Help!

[roxy]

I'm feeling all disgustingly needy and whiny...could someone please tell me I'm not boring? No wait, could you tell me I'm cute...no, no! tell me my ass isn't flat--or too wide...Oo! Tell me I'm funny...I'm not feeling too funny today. Sigh. I just feel crappy and I shouldn't, things are going well.
Bleeeergh. Oh well. Whining is my middle name. no, really, it is. I swear!
Okay, I'm lying. Ann is my middle name. but it' such a boring name. My name is boring.... *sigh*
Help?

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[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no frou frou clothes for this Sultan. I had more in mind of open robes that show a lot of bare chest. And bare feet. Yessss......more along the lines of Yul Brynner in The King and I. *makes more mental notes*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OY! *faints*