Help!

[roxy]

I'm feeling all disgustingly needy and whiny...could someone please tell me I'm not boring? No wait, could you tell me I'm cute...no, no! tell me my ass isn't flat--or too wide...Oo! Tell me I'm funny...I'm not feeling too funny today. Sigh. I just feel crappy and I shouldn't, things are going well.
Bleeeergh. Oh well. Whining is my middle name. no, really, it is. I swear!
Okay, I'm lying. Ann is my middle name. but it' such a boring name. My name is boring.... *sigh*
Help?

Comments

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Sultan?

Somehow I can't see Lex in those shoes and poofy hat, but the leader on horse back of a raiding clan?

Oh yeah, that I can see...particularly the image of Clark in his barely there tunic (and chains?) looking up to see Lex sword raised in triumph or directing other horse back raiders or something... maybe after striking down a guard who was about to abuse Clark... oooh Roxymissrose is right... this is addictive.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no frou frou clothes for this Sultan. I had more in mind of open robes that show a lot of bare chest. And bare feet. Yessss......more along the lines of Yul Brynner in The King and I. *makes more mental notes*

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

OY! *faints*