I be considerably vexed that my pirate name be Sven The Slovenly. I was hoping for something more like Blood-Drinking Bess, or One-Eyed Jack o' Steaming Death or somethin' equally as colorful---arrr.
Arrrrrgh, a pleasure it be to meet ye, Sven. I be known as Mad Bess Rackham on this fine day. I be a bit weird, but I make all the mates randy anyway. *wink*
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