I be considerably vexed that my pirate name be Sven The Slovenly. I was hoping for something more like Blood-Drinking Bess, or One-Eyed Jack o' Steaming Death or somethin' equally as colorful---arrr.
Arrrrrgh, a pleasure it be to meet ye, Sven. I be known as Mad Bess Rackham on this fine day. I be a bit weird, but I make all the mates randy anyway. *wink*
Arrrr! yer see? Mad Bess, there be a moniker to be proud of! Not like old Sven the Slovenly, arrr. Fuck. arrr. How'm I supposed to strike fear in anyone's heart with that? "Oooh, look out! Old Slovenly, She'll not wipe her feet at yer! Ooooo be afraid!"
Arrr. I be a bitter ole pirate and the mates are hardly randy. *pout*
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
no subject
"Oooh, look out! Old Slovenly, She'll not wipe her feet at yer! Ooooo be afraid!"
Arrr. I be a bitter ole pirate and the mates are hardly randy. *pout*
no subject
no subject
no subject